NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Matt White]

Sumthin' for the ladies!!!


Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But i'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in beverly hills
U know the one - dr everything'll be alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends

U see i called my old lady
4 a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(sex, sex) is all i heard

Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'til they put us in the truck, let's go!

We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's cuz
We're all gonna die

And when we do (when we do)
What's it all 4 (what's it all 4)
U better live now
Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door

Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Look 4 the purple banana
'til they put us in the truck, let's go!

C'mon baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
Crazy

Let's go crazy

Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Go crazy

I said let's go crazy (go crazy)
Let's go, let's go
Go
Let's go

Dr. everything'll be alright
Will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and dafodills will kill
Hang tough children

He's coming
He's coming
Coming

Take me away!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Ice? :p

yeah..and...some pink juice stuff...

and some orange juice stuff..

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White


Sumthin' for the ladies!!!


Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But i'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in beverly hills
U know the one - dr everything'll be alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends

U see i called my old lady
4 a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(sex, sex) is all i heard

Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'til they put us in the truck, let's go!

We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's cuz
We're all gonna die

And when we do (when we do)
What's it all 4 (what's it all 4)
U better live now
Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door

Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
'til they put us in the truck, let's go!

C'mon baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
Crazy

Let's go crazy

Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Go crazy

I said let's go crazy (go crazy)
Let's go, let's go
Go
Let's go

Dr. everything'll be alright
Will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and dafodills will kill
Hang tough children

He's coming
He's coming
Coming

Take me away!

lets do some dirrrrty dancin'

does Prince really say "Look 4 the purple banana" ?

wow....

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
lets do some dirrrrty dancin'

does Prince really say "Look 4 the purple banana" ?

wow....

HAHA!!! He's said crazier shit!!!:D


I'm in a ROCKIN' Mood!!!


I don't need no doctor, cause I know what's ailing me
I don't need no doctor, cause I know what's ailing me
All I need is my baby, you don't know why I'm in misery

I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
My prescription tells me that
All I need is my baby, you don't know why I'm in misery
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor

Well the doctor said I need rest
He put me on the critical list
Keeping me safe from harm
All I need is her sweet charm
He gave me a medicated lotion, that wouldn't do
Ooh, yeah my emotion, oh yeah

I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor
I don't need no doctor

[diamondsgirl]

If Max is in the house...

I would much rather do the Wango zee Tango

[diamondsgirl]

All right! It's zee Wango, zee Tango
1-2-3-4
Come on boys
Time to Wango

My baby she like to rock
My baby she like to roll
My baby she can dance all night
My baby got no control
She do the Wango Tango

My baby she can scream and shout
My baby she can move it out
My baby she can take a chance
My baby got a brand new dance

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
It's a Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)
Baby!

My baby like to rock
My baby like to roll
My baby like to dance all night
She got no control
She do...

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)

Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh I like the way you look baby
You look like you're made for me honey
If you wanna take a little chance
I'm gonna show you a new dance
Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
Well, it's a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin' the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock 'n' roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby
You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got slimy legs, slimy legs, slimy legs
Got slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death

Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Wango
Tango Tango
Wango Wango Wango Wango
Tango Tango Tango Tango

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
If Max is in the house...

I would much rather do the Wango zee Tango

*whispering*

Come ovaa heeya...

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
yeah..and...some pink juice stuff...

and some orange juice stuff..

Hey, as long as you have TEQUILA in it this time, anything will work.

Eh JOSE?

Your Pal,

JUAN

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey, as long as you have TEQUILA in it this time, anything will work.

Eh JOSE?

Your Pal,

JUAN

I got plenty of tequila

here's a funny tequila story..and by 'funny' I mean...I'm drunk. :p

I was at a Backyard BBQ and was talkin 'bout dranks

and this guy (looked a lot like SRV, btw) says "I like tequila as long as its the good stuff, like Cabo Wabo."

I stopped dead in my tracks and said "Well, I'm a Roth fan and so I don't want no Cabo Wabo".
He said "yeah...I'm a Roth fan too...but I didn't realize who I was talking to and so I apologize.,..Jose Cuervo will do just fine".

[Dan]

Good Evening to all the Grate people here Tonight.
btw... I Love Spring.

Cheers.

[MAX]

You're drunk aye?

Oooooooooh, my devious little (and I do mean really small) brain is imagining the possibilities.

Seriously, Cabo Wabo ain't bad tequila, it's just the principle you know?

If someon'es actually going to buck up and spend fitty dolla on a bottle of that shit, fuckin' double it and buy the goods like Patron Silver. Which primarily is what the round rocker wishes his swill was.

Yet just another wannabe in the fatman's life. Never filled Dave's diamond studded shoes and can never fill a quality tequila bottle. All due to his neverwas name and act that goes along with it.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Good Evening to all the Grate people here Tonight.
btw... I Love Spring.

Cheers.

Spring for you aye Dan?

Still summer heeya, although it's supposed to be fall.

Kiwitini for you my friend?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
You're drunk aye?

Oooooooooh, my devious little (and I do mean really small) brain is imagining the possibilities.

Seriously, Cabo Wabo ain't bad tequila, it's just the principle you know?

If someon'es actually going to buck up and spend fitty dolla on a bottle of that shit, fuckin' double it and buy the goods like Patron Silver. Which primarily is what the round rocker wishes his swill was.

Yet just another wannabe in the fatman's life. Never filled Dave's diamond studded shoes and can never fill a quality tequila bottle. All due to his neverwas name and act that goes along with it.

I do not like Green Eggs and Spam. I do not like them Sam, I am.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Good Evening to all the Grate people here Tonight.
btw... I Love Spring.

Cheers.

It's Dan the Man...

(psssst.....is your avatar a penis??)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Spring for you aye Dan?

Still summer heeya, although it's supposed to be fall.

Kiwitini for you my friend?

Max,feels like Spring and smells like it too.

Kiwitini would be grate.
Max,have you ever had a kiwi Beer yet?