NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Bartender?

ID ?

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ID ?

:D

[DavidLeeNatra]

fuck it all...drinks on the house...

[The_KiD]

Where is the waitress with my drink? She took my order over an hour ago.. My hangover is kicking in already..

KiD

[Dan]

Originally posted by The_KiD
Where is the waitress with my drink? She took my order over an hour ago.. My hangover is kicking in already..

KiD

She was just washing The Mud out of her Cracks.:D

[The_KiD]

Originally posted by Dan
She was just washing The Mud out of her Cracks.:D

Whew.. As long as she has not forgotten about me..

Cheers,

KiD

[Dan]

Originally posted by The_KiD
Whew.. As long as she has not forgotten about me..

Cheers,

KiD

She lost your order.

[The_KiD]

Originally posted by Dan
She lost your order.

Damnit! I hate when that happens.. How bouta a Tit Shot?

Very Nice...

Cheers,

KiD

[Matt White]

WOOF

I feel depressed, I feel so bad
'Cause you're the best girl that I've ever had
I can't get your love, I can't get a fraction
Oh, little girl, psychotic reaction
And it feels like this!

I feel so lonely night and day
I can't get your love, I must stay away
Well, I need you, girl, by my side
Oh, little girl, would you like to take a ride now?
I can't get your love, I can't get satisfaction
Oh, little girl, psychotic reaction

[Dan]

Originally posted by The_KiD
Damnit! I hate when that happens.. How bouta a Tit Shot?

Very Nice...

Cheers,

KiD

Tit shots are always good around here.

[Matt White]

Yup.........

You can never go wrong with the breastages!!!

[Matt White]

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.


Let me tell you.
Wellllllll...


Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.


Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me


Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody.


Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers.
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!
He's in everybody.


He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in them too.


Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
Lemme tell ya.


Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.


And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man! He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!


Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me


Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell you!


Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!


Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street
pushing shopping carts,
and you think they're talking to Allah,
they're talking to themselves.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!


You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle?
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.


Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.


Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness


Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.


Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!


Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's Inside of you and me.


That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.


Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light."


That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of you
And he's talkin to you.
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!


Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either.


Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin' now!
Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.


He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"


Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.


Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.


Elvis!

[Sarge's Little Helper]

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.


Let me tell you.
Wellllllll...


Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.


Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me


Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody.


Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers.
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!
He's in everybody.


He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in them too.


Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
Lemme tell ya.


Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.


And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man! He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!


Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me


Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell you!


Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!


Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street
pushing shopping carts,
and you think they're talking to Allah,
they're talking to themselves.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!


You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle?
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.


Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.


Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness


Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.


Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!


Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's Inside of you and me.


That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.


Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light."


That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of you
And he's talkin to you.
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!


Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either.


Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin' now!
Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.


He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"


Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.


Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.


Elvis!

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Have you been Drinking again?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ID ?

Heheheheh!

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