NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Fabulous Peter]

Tit...how do you become a FULL ON COCKTARD?

I want that title too.

[hollywood5150]

Canada is cool........never metan unpleasant woman from there....I met alot in college.........

very friendly people..........so where is CanadianDLR girl??

uh oh............my 200th post

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Peter
Canada makes me harder than Chinese Arithmetic.

:D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i'm good matt and how are you sweety!!!

Good babe!

Wanna dance?!?

:D

Daddy sits on the front porch swinging
Looking out on a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley t'bacca
Now he knows it never will
My brother found work in Indiana
Sisters a nurse at the old folks home
Mama's still cooking too much for supper
And me I’ve been a long time gone


Chorus:
Been a long time gone
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when
Long time gone
And it ain't coming back again


Deliah plays that ol' church pian'a
Sitting out on her daddy’s farm
She always thought that we'd be together
Lord I never meant to do her harm
Said she could hear me singin' in the choir
Me, I heard another song
I caught wind and hit the road runnin'
And Lord, I've been a long time gone


Chorus:
Been a long time gone
Lord, I ain't had a prayer since I don't know when
Long time gone
And it ain't comin' back again


(Instrumental}


(Bridge)
Now me, I went to Nashville,
Tryin' to beat the big deal
Playin' down on Broadway
Gettin' there the hard way
Living from a tip jar
Sleeping in my car
Hocking my guitar
Yeah I’m gonna be a star


Now, me and Deliah singing every Sunday
Watching the children and the garden grow
We listen to the radio to hear what's cookin’
But the music ain't got no soul
Now they sound tired but they don't sound Haggard
They got money but they don't have Cash
They got Junior but they don't have Hank
I think, I think, I think


The rest is a long time gone
No, I ain't hit the roof since I don’t know when
Long time gone
And it ain't coming back
I said a long time gone
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don’t know when
Long time gone
And it ain't coming back again


I said a long time, long time, long time gone
Whoa it’s been a long time


Long time, long time, long time gone
Oh, it's been a long time gone


Long time, long time, long time gone
Yeah yeah

[Fabulous Peter]

Yo, CANADA - could you rub my back. It's a little stiff.

[Fabulous Peter]

I'm hungry.

Could I get some salted nuts please?

[Fabulous Peter]

Hey everybody! I just became a COCKTARD!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Good babe!

Wanna dance?!?

:D

Daddy sits on the front porch swinging
Looking out on a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley t'bacca
Now he knows it never will
My brother found work in Indiana
Sisters a nurse at the old folks home
Mama's still cooking too much for supper
And me I’ve been a long time gone


Chorus:
Been a long time gone
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when
Long time gone
And it ain't coming back again


Deliah plays that ol' church pian'a
Sitting out on her daddy’s farm
She always thought that we'd be together
Lord I never meant to do her harm
Said she could hear me singin' in the choir
Me, I heard another song
I caught wind and hit the road runnin'
And Lord, I've been a long time gone


Chorus:
Been a long time gone
Lord, I ain't had a prayer since I don't know when
Long time gone
And it ain't comin' back again


(Instrumental}


(Bridge)
Now me, I went to Nashville,
Tryin' to beat the big deal
Playin' down on Broadway
Gettin' there the hard way
Living from a tip jar
Sleeping in my car
Hocking my guitar
Yeah I’m gonna be a star


Now, me and Deliah singing every Sunday
Watching the children and the garden grow
We listen to the radio to hear what's cookin’
But the music ain't got no soul
Now they sound tired but they don't sound Haggard
They got money but they don't have Cash
They got Junior but they don't have Hank
I think, I think, I think


The rest is a long time gone
No, I ain't hit the roof since I don’t know when
Long time gone
And it ain't coming back
I said a long time gone
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don’t know when
Long time gone
And it ain't coming back again


I said a long time, long time, long time gone
Whoa it’s been a long time


Long time, long time, long time gone
Oh, it's been a long time gone


Long time, long time, long time gone
Yeah yeah

i'd love to dance babe....and i could use a strong drink all this tit talk is making me thirsty:p

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Peter
Yo, CANADA - could you rub my back. It's a little stiff.

[Fabulous Peter]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i'd love to dance babe....and i could use a strong drink all this tit talk is making me thirsty:p

How's about a slow comfortable screw up against the wall?

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Peter
How's about a slow comfortable screw up against the wall?

i don't think we have been fully introduced sir
are you really that fabulous, peter?

[Fabulous Peter]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i don't think we have been fully introduced sir
are you really that fabulous, peter?

Some people think I'm a dick. But it's only because I do most of the thinking.

[Fabulous Peter]

Canada, come over here and sit on my lap.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Peter
Canada, come over here and sit on my lap.

oh my god you are making me blush

[hollywood5150]

hmmmmmmmmmmm...........well.............then...... ...