Single again

[DeadOrAlive]

It's was pretty damn funny aesop!

[lms2]

Hey DOA, hows the guitar coming?

Enjoy being single is the best advice I have read in this thread so far.

[aesop]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
It's was pretty damn funny aesop!

True stories are always the funniest...

[Nickdfresh]

Re: Re: Single again

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[LoungeMachine]

Re: Re: Re: Single again

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
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He never actually mentioned DRINKING the booze......

[aesop]

Re: Re: Re: Single again

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Um, I think he's 14 dude.

Yep...I appologized already...See the later post...

[Dan]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Young Man,enjoy your single life for now.There are plenty of Women out there.Hey what about the Girl next door?

But if you end up like me and single at 30 just become a Gigolo.

[teamaa104]

yeah i finally called it quits with my girlfriend right before our one year anniversary

i was so siked not to have to buy something nice for her

now im loving single life, its treating me real well

[sambo]

It's true...enjoy, it takes a while, I am not complaining (well not too much anymore!!) LOL!

I did however, make a serious dent in my wine and beer collection and all the local pubs seemed to do well early on in the piece. ;-) that may not work for you at this point in time

I got a lot of guitar playing / songwriting done too (think Adam Sandler - The Wedding Singer) LOL *jokes*


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"Somebody Kill Me"

[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke

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all jokes... you need humour in your life... and good mates..

[jojo2371]

doa ,northengirl is very wise, listen to her and enjoy the next 20 yrs single !!!!!

[Tiger Roth]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Go and get a mean looking tattoo - its good for the soul.

[teamaa104]

yeah dude stay single, i have so much time on my hands now, i have been getting so much done

[Matt White]

Re: Single again

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:

Okay, pay attention.

IN THIS ORDER:

1.) Get your drivers license.

2.) Study hard and get good grades in high school.

3.) Go to a good college.

4.) Study hard again, get good grades.

5.) Graduate in 4 years.

6.) Land good job.

7.) Make lots of money.

8.) Bang lots of hot women.

9.) Marry hot girl.

10.) Hot girl divorces you, takes half of everything.

11.) Get hot young chick, move to bahamas. Retire.

Now, get crackin' young man.

[aesop]

Re: Re: Single again

Originally posted by Matt White
Okay, pay attention.

IN THIS ORDER:

1.) Get your drivers license.

2.) Study hard and get good grades in high school.

3.) Go to a good college.

4.) Study hard again, get good grades.

5.) Graduate in 4 years.

6.) Land good job.

7.) Make lots of money.

8.) Bang lots of hot women.

9.) Marry hot girl.

10.) Hot girl divorces you, takes half of everything.

11.) Get hot young chick, move to bahamas. Retire.

Now, get crackin' young man.

I'm still stuck on #10

[Matt White]

"Flow like water, reflect like a mirror, and respond like an echo."

All things will pass.