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  • Mezro
    Full Member Status

    • May 2004
    • 4154

    #16
    Originally posted by academic punk
    we're going from your balls, to bush's balls...)
    More like going from one dick to another

    Mezro...i'll bet the Bush family has poor grooming habits...
    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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    • Mezro
      Full Member Status

      • May 2004
      • 4154

      #17
      Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
      Ok...

      The "fine" art of shaving thread is in order...
      I have been doing that since high school. The first few weeks after shaving is a bitch - you itch and itch and itch. Once you get used to it there is no turning back.

      Trust me when I say that women love it.

      Mezro...I shave in the shower every morning...did it at the gym locker room once...people looked at me like I was a freak...
      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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      • Carmine
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7693

        #18
        Originally posted by Mezro
        I have been doing that since high school. The first few weeks after shaving is a bitch - you itch and itch and itch. Once you get used to it there is no turning back.

        Trust me when I say that women love it.

        Mezro...I shave in the shower every morning...did it at the gym locker room once...people looked at me like I was a freak...
        No...I have been doing it too since I was about 20. When I first met my wife, she thought it a bit weird for a guy and you're correct on the itch thing,but now its become a daily ritual...and women do love it!

        However, words of warning from Ragoo...be careful that your girl has not used the razor on her legs! A razor cut on your shaft or balls is no fun at all!

        oh and I'm taking this subject to the sex thread...an interesting topic for the ladies as well....
        Last edited by Carmine; 01-21-2005, 03:57 PM.

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        • Mezro
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          • May 2004
          • 4154

          #19
          Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.

          oh and I'm taking this subject to the sex thread...an interesting topic for the ladies as well....
          I'll drop on by and throw my spunk into the ring.

          Mezro...i have tagged myself a few times...the pain of a sausage slice...
          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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          • academic punk
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            • Dec 2004
            • 4437

            #20
            I'm sure Mme. Tudor appreciates her birthday wish morphing into a thread about how you guys have scraped your sacs.

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            • Carmine
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7693

              #21
              Originally posted by academic punk
              I'm sure Mme. Tudor appreciates her birthday wish morphing into a thread about how you guys have scraped your sacs.
              LMAO....I moved it to the sex thread....Sorry LT!

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              • Mezro
                Full Member Status

                • May 2004
                • 4154

                #22
                Originally posted by academic punk
                I'm sure Mme. Tudor appreciates her birthday wish morphing into a thread about how you guys have scraped your sacs.
                Please.

                Mezro...there is an art to shaving the tadpoles...think zen...with plenty of shaving gel...
                Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                • academic punk
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 4437

                  #23
                  think Karma!

                  Everytime you've sliced yourself, that's God getting you back for past sins!

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                  • Carmine
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7693

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mezro
                    Please.

                    Mezro...there is an art to shaving the tadpoles...think zen...with plenty of shaving gel...
                    Right on.

                    Ragoo...an art indeed...and it is much easier with a 1/2 a chub too!

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                    • Mezro
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                      • May 2004
                      • 4154

                      #25
                      Originally posted by academic punk
                      think Karma!

                      Everytime you've sliced yourself, that's God getting you back for past sins!
                      Or maybe that is God getting me back for his own inadequacy.

                      Mezro...cue bolt from the blue...
                      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                      • academic punk
                        Full Member Status

                        • Dec 2004
                        • 4437

                        #26
                        wow
                        Originally posted by Mezro
                        Or maybe that is God getting me back for his own inadequacy.

                        Mezro...cue bolt from the blue...

                        wow...you're just gonna slice your nuts to shit tomorrow morning for that one, dude.

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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4154

                          #27
                          Originally posted by academic punk


                          wow...you're just gonna slice your nuts to shit tomorrow morning for that one, dude.
                          Think of it like this a p - if there is a God he/she/it created me...along with my sense of humor and all the wacky shit I say. I'm not worried about something that is already me.

                          Mezro...and I'm not saying I believe...but I do believe in shaving my unit...
                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                          • academic punk
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                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4437

                            #28
                            i just realized...here we are talking about ripping ball sacs and shafts and whatnot...and there you are with an icon of lucy lui unsheathing a sword.

                            Ominous...

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                            • Mezro
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2004
                              • 4154

                              #29
                              Originally posted by academic punk
                              i just realized...here we are talking about ripping ball sacs and shafts and whatnot...and there you are with an icon of lucy lui unsheathing a sword.

                              Ominous...
                              ...and obvious.

                              Mezro...Lucy Lui can unsheath my sword...have her people call me...
                              Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                              • LadyTudor2711
                                Head Fluffer
                                • Sep 2004
                                • 227

                                #30
                                A Lady always loves a well-groomed man as much as he appreciates a well-groomed woman. Kudos for cleanliness, it won't get you closer to God, it just might get you close enough to me.

                                Sweet dreams,

                                LT

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