Holy Shit! Ever see a vasectomy?

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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #31
    Originally posted by Flash Bastard
    That's nothing, you should've seen the mess when I climbed over a barbwire fence and tore my nutsack open.

    At the hospital they asked if I wanted a vasectomy, I said no. They told me it was too late, I had just given myself one.

    The moral of this story is don't go climbing over barbwire fences on a warm day while you're wearing soccer shorts.
    The "Fucking Ouch award" goes to...... Flash Bastard!
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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