Top Gun's "Gayness"

[DLR7884]

You banged me?

Don't ever tell us that you aren't gay.

DLR7884
Grow up, homo.

[Ally_Kat]

back to the topic...

Top Gun is a chick flick with fighter jets so that the guys who took their girls to see it weren't compeltley bored.

[Jesterstar]

Top Gun is almost as Gay as Tom Cruises real life.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Top Gun is almost as Gay as Tom Cruises real life.

History has been made.

I agreed with what you just posted.

DLR7884
Tom Cruise is a faggot.

[UGS]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Top Gun is almost as Gay as Tom Cruises real life.

Ya, banging Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard of.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by UGS
Ya, banging Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard of.

First off, is he banging either of them anymore?

NO.

Secondly, Nicole Kidman isn't attractive at all. I think she and Gwenyth Paltrow are two of the most overhypied, pasty bitches on the planet.

Third, I think Cameron Diaz is a pock faced mutant.

DLR7884
And Tom Cruise is gay.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by UGS
Ya, banging Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard of.

Can I exsplain something to you really quick because I can tell you don't know how the world works. TO MAKE TOM CRUIZE MARKETALBE TO WOMEN WHO ARE HUGE SUPPORTERS OF HIS MOVIES AND PRODUCTS. Hollywood provides him with a BEARD. He never had sex with anything that didn't have a cock. Do some research.

[Jesterstar]

Let Tom Cruizes Gayness be the glue that bonds us.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Can I exsplain something to you really quick because I can tell you don't know how the world works. TO MAKE TOM CRUIZE MARKETALBE TO WOMEN WHO ARE HUGE SUPPORTERS OF HIS MOVIES AND PRODUCTS. Hollywood provides him with a BEARD. He never had sex with anything that didn't have a cock. Do some research.

2 IN A ROW!

DLR7884
"Hollywood provides him with a beard." LOL.

[Jesterstar]

Cameron Crowe is a Dipshit. Who's with me!!!!!!!!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Let Tom Cruizes Gayness be the glue that bonds us.

Our common thread is his queerness.

DLR7884

[Jesterstar]

Well he does love cock.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by UGS
Ya, really. That volleyball scene was totally unnecessary too. And the whole time you're watching the movie, you know that Slider would give anything to do Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer did a skit on SNL called "Iceman: The Later Years" where they parodied that. It was pretty funny.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DLR7884
History has been made.

I agreed with what you just posted.

DLR7884
Tom Cruise is a faggot.

I don't know if Cruise is actually is a homosexual, BUT GOD I HATE HIM!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I don't know if Cruise is actually is a homosexual, BUT GOD I HATE HIM!

Dude call him a fag in a magazine or a newspaper and watch the lawyers hump you dry. He's a total fag.