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  • academic punk
    Full Member Status

    • Dec 2004
    • 4437

    #16
    Just to let y'all know...I got home last night, and this thread crossed my mind again, and I fucking fell over laughing.

    About the funniest thing I've read on this forum or anywhere this year. Great stuff!

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    • Jesterstar
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2945

      #17
      I'll have to tell you my pubic hair story. It was a classic over at Rogans.
      Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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      • academic punk
        Full Member Status

        • Dec 2004
        • 4437

        #18
        pardon?

        Last night you were calling a gay help-line, now you're offering to tell me all about your pubes???

        Why me, Lord...

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        • Jesterstar
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2945

          #19
          It's just a silly thing I did one time. I'll give it to you. I laugh at people alot here. Why shouldn't I return the favor??? I try to keep things even.

          I trim and shave my pubic regeion usually before I take a shower. But that day my back hurt so I took a bath. I had just trimmed my pubic regeion with the clippers and was going to shave the area's I shave. Anyway I did this in the bath tub so the water was full of trimmed pubic hair.

          So another thing I do is brush my teeth in the shower. But since I was taking a bath that is where I did it.

          Anyway I was done brushing my teeth and needed to rinse out my mouth. So I scooped a big handful of bathwater without thinking and filled my mouth with Pube water. I started gagging and puking from all the hair in my mouth. I couldn't beleive I did it.
          Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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          • academic punk
            Full Member Status

            • Dec 2004
            • 4437

            #20
            nor can i.

            be sure to tell that to the next girl you're about to go down on. she'll be charmed.

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            • smaz
              Commando
              • Mar 2004
              • 1441

              #21
              Originally posted by academic punk
              Just to let y'all know...I got home last night, and this thread crossed my mind again, and I fucking fell over laughing.

              About the funniest thing I've read on this forum or anywhere this year. Great stuff!
              Ditto, exept I laugh about it all the time :D
              Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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              • guwapo_rocker

                #22
                Originally posted by Jesterstar
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

                I just got owned BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                It was a help line for GAY AND QUESTIONING SEXUALITY YOUTH!!!!!!!!!


                Thanks for the LARF....................I spent 40 minuets of my life straightaning alot of thing out. :D
                Fucking awesome Smaz!!

                And 5 stars for Jester for taking it like a man!!




                So to speak.:D

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                • academic punk
                  Full Member Status

                  • Dec 2004
                  • 4437

                  #23
                  Originally posted by smaz
                  Ditto, exept I laugh about it all the time :D
                  as well you should: that's definitely one to remember as you're lying on your deathbed and going through the memories of your life, and suddenly falling over and out of bed, knocking the IV drip out of your arm, laughing your balls off as the family and doctors and nurses try to figure out what you meant in those final moments when you muttered, "Jesterstar..."

                  It could be your own personal rosebud!

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                  • smaz
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 1441

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Jesterstar
                    It's just a silly thing I did one time. I'll give it to you. I laugh at people alot here. Why shouldn't I return the favor??? I try to keep things even.

                    I trim and shave my pubic regeion usually before I take a shower. But that day my back hurt so I took a bath. I had just trimmed my pubic regeion with the clippers and was going to shave the area's I shave. Anyway I did this in the bath tub so the water was full of trimmed pubic hair.

                    So another thing I do is brush my teeth in the shower. But since I was taking a bath that is where I did it.

                    Anyway I was done brushing my teeth and needed to rinse out my mouth. So I scooped a big handful of bathwater without thinking and filled my mouth with Pube water. I started gagging and puking from all the hair in my mouth. I couldn't beleive I did it.
                    Yummy.......
                    Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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                    • smaz
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1441

                      #25
                      This still makes me chuckle...
                      Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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                      • DLR7884
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5895

                        #26
                        Originally posted by smaz
                        This still makes me chuckle...
                        Me too.

                        DLR7884
                        Too funny.
                        Originally Posted by WARF:
                        DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                        • Jesterstar
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2945

                          #27
                          This was a good one.
                          Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

                          http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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                          • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 1887

                            #28
                            Arguably the finest moment ever here at the Army.

                            (along with the time 7884 signed off on dissing somebody with "Thumbs up, skidmark". Oh, and the time that guy Academic Punk coined the phrase "Jesterstar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!" Where IS A/P these days anyway???)
                            RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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