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Originally posted by Full Bug
What a pig, who would sleep with that?
What a pig, who would sleep with that?
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I would, if for the simple donation of some GAR™ Brand, Pure Protein Hair Treatment & Revitalizer© -
I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10-foot pole. Could you imagine the rotten fish smell coming from that woman's genitals? OMG!!!!"Dave, these motherfuckers are out of line!!!"Comment
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You'd be lucky to get a woman with a mind like that. ACtually you'd hardly have the ability.Originally posted by rucalobe
I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10-foot pole. Could you imagine the rotten fish smell coming from that woman's genitals? OMG!!!!Comment
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Well, at least there's a chance, which is more than you're apt to haveOriginally posted by Jesterstar
You'd be lucky to get a woman with a mind like that. Actually you'd hardly have the ability.
Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Yea I'll be sleeping with my girlfriend tonight. ANd by Girlfriend I don't mean sock puppet with yellow yarn hair like it means for you.Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, at least there's a chance, which is more than you're apt to have
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I don't have a girlfriend, true. I married her.Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea I'll be sleeping with my girlfriend tonight. ANd by Girlfriend I don't mean sock puppet with yellow yarn hair like it means for you.
Didn't you get the invite, buddy? Wonder how we missed ya...Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Oh, that's right, we only invited straight people.
Well, not to worry; we'll branch out and invite the sexually ambigous for our next anneversary. I'll put your invite in the mail first.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Your still mad because I wouldn't fuck you and have your wife and by wife you mean Donkey with a Wig.Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh, that's right, we only invited straight people.
Well, not to worry; we'll branch out and invite the sexually ambigous for our next anneversary. I'll put your invite in the mail first.Comment
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