Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut

[MAX]

Originally posted by Katydid
FAB stands for Fucking Ass Bitch.

My gosh.......

Temper, temper? Holy Moly!!!

No, do you actaually realise how much both Fab and I loathed one another and how much it took so we could become friends? A lot of history and a lot more than YOU have EVER been online!!! I'm talking years of "trash talk!!!!"

I'll gladly buck up and stand up for her here. YOU are clueless and half of her "Fab" shit is an act just as "Max" is. The REAL people are standouts and caring individuals. Fortunately WE don't take this shit as seriously as some of you cos we've been there and done that over time. Am I a prince? Fuck No!!! I'm an asshole in many ways amd I regret a lot of the shit I've done.

Anyway, please go play a game of shut-em-up-mouth?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You know, Rikk, you and I could always get into a fight over something...now watching you and I go at it, that might be interesting!

LOL!!

Bob, I would love to fight with you...but then I see a pic like that stormtrooper humping the air...and I'd rather just fall off my chair laughing (with you, not at you). Frankly, I would also be afraid. I've seen STAR WARS. I remember the guy that tried to tell off Darth Vader about his "old sorcerer's ways" in the Death Star conference room. He couldn't breathe for almost a minute!!

What would we fight about...hypothetically?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm an asshole in many ways...

Now don't sell yourself short Max...you're a TREMENDOUS asshole!

:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!

Bob, I would love to fight with you...but then I see a pic like that stormtrooper humping the air...and I'd rather just fall off my chair laughing (with you, not at you). Frankly, I would also be afraid. I've seen STAR WARS. I remember the guy that tried to tell off Darth Vader about his "old sorcerer's ways" in the Death Star conference room. He couldn't breathe for almost a minute!!

What would we fight about...hypothetically?

His lack of faith was disturbing.

Well, I don't know dude...um, I could pretend to enjoy the Sammy Hagar catalog...I'm reaching, I know...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Fortunately WE don't take this shit as seriously as some of you cos we've been there and done that over time.

Amen, brother. I'll admit...unlike some other people here, I actually enjoy fighting. But I also don't take it so seriously. Some people seem to get REALLY angry, or REALLY obsessive. And it makes me laugh.

I mean, I'm actually a nice guy at heart. I mean, if I met GUWAPO in a bar, I would buy him a drink. Wouldn't I?








FUCK NO!!! I'D PUNCH HIM IN HIS FUCKING FACE AND SMASH A SHOT GLASS IN HIS EYES!!!!!

:p :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
His lack of faith was disturbing.

Well, I don't know dude...um, I could pretend to enjoy the Sammy Hagar catalog...I'm reaching, I know...

"Enough of this. Vader, release him immediately."

"As you wish."

(As you can tell, I've seen the film maybe 50 times!!)

How about you tell me that OU812 is better than FAIR WARNING. (I remember someone at the Links told me this...and I ended up having a BIG fight with him...LOL!!)

If you tell me that, I'll fight with you for weeks!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
"Enough of this. Vader, release him immediately."

"As you wish."

(As you can tell, I've seen the film maybe 50 times!!)

How about you tell me that OU812 is better than FAIR WARNING. (I remember someone at the Links told me this...and I ended up having a BIG fight with him...LOL!!)

If you tell me that, I'll fight with you for weeks!!!

What the fuck are you talking about? OU812 was MILES better than Fair Warning! Mike's bass was restrained just right, Ed's keeping things down and not overplaying, Sam's vocals are in top notch shape, Alex's work was fuckin' brilliant...and DO NOT get me started on how good "Feels So Good" was! Man, the first time I heard that on the radio I had to open up my yearbook and stare longingly at the girl I was in love with but didn't have the guts to tell...take me back, ah deja vu, it gets me every time!

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Now don't sell yourself short Max...you're a TREMENDOUS asshole!

:D

Mr. Seenbad also calls me Schmayles!!!! LMAO!!!

How about a Fresca?

[Stella]

Originally posted by Rikk
I mean, I'm actually a nice guy at heart. I mean, if I met GUWAPO in a bar, I would buy him a drink. Wouldn't I?

FUCK NO!!! I'D PUNCH HIM IN HIS FUCKING FACE AND SMASH A SHOT GLASS IN HIS EYES!!!!!

Funny you should bring up meeting Guwapo in a bar since you refused to do it...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
Mr. Seenbad also calls me Schmayles!!!! LMAO!!!

How about a Fresca?

Are you my friend, Mr. Scholarship Winner?

So what? SO LET'S DANCE!

Classic, ain't it? Just watched it earlier today.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Stella
Funny you should bring up meeting Guwapo in a bar since you refused to do it...

LMFAO!

You mean when gayboy asked me to meet him in a bar after work to "hang out"? (He and I were "cool" at the time, you stalker.) I told him, "It's okay." Frankly, I have a real sense of privacy here. I won't even post my own picture. I don't want the forum associated with my real life, considering all the psychos that post here (hint hint). But I guess you wouldn't understand that, would you?

I wouldn't want to meet you. I would be an instant bolemic because I wouldn't be able to keep anything down for months afterwards. (No, I guess that wasn't a compliment, hmmm?) Oh, I'm talking to Linda, not the rodent alter-ego.

[bueno bob]

I have no problem posting my real picture here.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
What the fuck are you talking about? OU812 was MILES better than Fair Warning! Mike's bass was restrained just right, Ed's keeping things down and not overplaying, Sam's vocals are in top notch shape, Alex's work was fuckin' brilliant...and DO NOT get me started on how good "Feels So Good" was! Man, the first time I heard that on the radio I had to open up my yearbook and stare longingly at the girl I was in love with but didn't have the guts to tell...take me back, ah deja vu, it gets me every time!

Okay...let's play...



You dumb fucking cunt!! What bass? You can't even hear bass on that awful pop album. And I think that's probably even the least offensive of all the Hagar albums because at least some of the music sounds like the old band. But there is no bass, Alex is VERY predictable, Eddie is playing the same old riffs and doing nothing new guitar-wise (or keyboard-wise)...and Sam sucks (as always)!!! Lyrics in songs like SOURCE OF INFECTION or WHEN IT'S LOVE, or especially FINISH WHAT YA STARTED, make me want to become a spree-killer.

FAIR WARNING is 31 minutes of hardcore rock 'n' roll. OU812 is Michael Bolton with a good guitar player and not as much reverb on the vocals.

I hate you, BUENO BOB. I always have.



(How was that?)

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Are you my friend, Mr. Scholarship Winner?

So what? SO LET'S DANCE!

Classic, ain't it? Just watched it earlier today.

Let's not get me going?

It's an old inner joke but I really have that flick memorized.

Bob,

I bet you were something before electricity eh?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by bueno bob
His lack of faith was disturbing.

Well, I don't know dude...um, I could pretend to enjoy the Sammy Hagar catalog...I'm reaching, I know...

This fucking picture beats any photoshop thing by a landslide.