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  • Jesterstar
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2945

    #46
    Originally posted by ImapusSylicker
    Nah, I actually went to the shemale menu on www.wetplace.com to get it JUST FOR YOU! I know how much you love to give a good suck...

    Cheers! :bottle:
    I wouldn't even know where to go to find something like that. I guess you must have a small fetish also. Your really helping out LM and his sad pathetic B-day.


    YOur dreaming about me sucking cock. I have to learn to be less good looking.
    Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12749

      #47
      Originally posted by Jesterstar
      I wouldn't even know where to go to find something like that. I guess you must have a small fetish also. Your really helping out LM and his sad pathetic B-day.


      YOur dreaming about me sucking cock. I have to learn to be less good looking.
      Well, www.wetplace.com has EVERY kind of porn imaginable, conveniently divided into easily accessible menus, including that kind. It's really a great site. I had never actually visited that section, but I made the sacrifice, since I knew it'd make you happy.

      Notice how you said "you must have a small fetish ALSO." But I don't, YOU'RE the ONLY one who has it...

      Cheers! :bottle:
      Last edited by Anonymous; 02-24-2005, 08:44 PM.

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        #48
        I don't usually ruin birthday threads, but this one was already ruined... I mean YOU started it, Jester. How could it get worse?

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • Big Troubles
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Feb 2004
          • 8517

          #49
          Originally posted by Jesterstar
          A Fattie Lighting up a fatty...............Isn't that some type of Genocide???

          Nice to See Big Twubbles posting again after his trillionth owning.

          I'll fix his Chronic statement

          Because for Big Twubbles

          Chronic=Cock
          man you need some seriously lovin'. Your malfunctions started in the womb my friend. There is no cure for you. I have yet to see you "own" a fucking thing. Car, home... a woman. A good job. The ability to use proper english in a sentence.

          you are a mess Jess. MessyJes. Wanna guess what your new nicknames gonna be for the next few months bitch boy? LOL
          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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          • ODShowtime
            ROCKSTAR

            • Jun 2004
            • 5812

            #50
            good times
            gnaw on it

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            • Big Troubles
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Feb 2004
              • 8517

              #51
              this thread is going places...baby hang on tight...
              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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              • Anonymous
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 12749

                #52
                Originally posted by Big Troubles
                The ability to use proper english in a sentence.


                Cheers! :bottle:

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                • Big Troubles
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8517

                  #53
                  when it looks like the threads gonna slow down, I'll start posting random pics of porn to keep the Birthday party thread going for ya LM!
                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12749

                    #54
                    Hey, I had one of those! Lemme see if I can find it...

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12749

                      #55
                      Here it is!

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                      • Katydid
                        I am a Giant CUNT
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 2407

                        #56
                        Happy Birthday Lounge Machine.

                        Sorry all the hetherns ruined it for you.

                        AL dissing Dr. Joe Thunder LP, who didn't say anything negative.

                        Big Troubles talking about smoking joints.

                        Jesterstar calling you fat ass.

                        Nickdfresh posting monkey pictures.

                        And ImapuSylickers had to be porn (I have him on ignore and am guessing)

                        Good thing I saved the day and am posting very sincere and warm Happy Birthday wishes. I shall say a prayer for all the lobsters ... and get this thread back on a positive note.

                        You'll probably be so stoned and drunk over at Natra and Rikkis later though that you probably won't see it till next week.

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12749

                          #57
                          Ooooooh... Looks like you CAN see me, dear Katy... This looks promising. You DON'T have have me on ignore, do you? You just LOVE the porn, don't you? Well, I'll see you in your thread then...

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                          • Jesterstar
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2945

                            #58
                            WELLITY WELLITY WELLITY..............

                            Iamapussylicker wants to be JESTERSTAR'S FREIND badly. That is fine. But first you must write a poem about me that makes me giggle. Then your Friendship I may consider.

                            Big Twubbles.......What can I say. You lie more about your real life than anyone I've ever seen on the net. Your a loser. Everyone hates you. YOu jump and Beg for my attention like I was a black man at the bus stop with a big cock you want to suck on. Your a fag. I've exsposed you sonny Jim. Your a big Failure of a fag. Owned to the EXSTREAM BITCH.

                            Lounge Machine.........Your FAt It's your birthday go ahead and cry to your dish of Cherry Garcia about how you've never been loved by a woman or a warm body that didn't inflait for that matter.

                            KAtydid...........Don't cross me..........Get it CROSS ME!!!!!!! A



                            AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

                            http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12749

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Jesterstar
                              WELLITY WELLITY WELLITY..............

                              Iamapussylicker wants to be JESTERSTAR'S FREIND badly. That is fine. But first you must write a poem about me that makes me giggle. Then your Friendship I may consider.
                              Why don't you write a poem about me, instead? Make it a good one, and we'll see about that later...

                              Well, let's see, things to do... watch Looney Tunes. Spam Katydid. Looney Tunes first, Katy later.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

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                              • Jesterstar
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2945

                                #60
                                Iamapussylicker,
                                It isn't a Bumper sticker,
                                It isn't a something to snicker,
                                It's just well.......I am a Pussylicker,
                                Not in the sense of a man who's screen name is that,
                                Don't you see that JESTERSTAR has more tricks in his hat,
                                He licks pussy for the love of and doesn't ignore the anus,
                                For he is a real man and must be deemed the bravest,
                                The man with the Screen name has never tasted pussy,
                                I dare say that the man is a Wussy,
                                For JESTERSTAR is Triumphant a Icon know Doubt,
                                And The man with the Screen name tends to his gout,
                                Click your Heels Three Times and Jesterstar is at home,
                                Iamapussylicker is forever OWNED!!!!
                                Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

                                http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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