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  • DavidLeeNatra
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10715

    #46
    Originally posted by FORD
    I guess I'm still good on these 5.
    never had a =VH= poster on your wall? that's enough to burn for the first one...
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    • Fabulous Shadow

      #47
      I think everybody here has broke #1. Well except for me maybe.

      David Lee Roth IS God!

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      • Carmine
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7693

        #48
        #9's a goner....doing good on the rest!

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        • Jesus Christ
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2428

          #49
          My children, I forgive all of you for these sins

          Now go, and sin no more..... or buy some flame retardant suits.

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          • loss of fools
            Head Fluffer
            • Oct 2004
            • 349

            #50
            7/10. still time for the rest though!

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10715

              #51
              Originally posted by Jesus Christ
              My children, I forgive all of you for these sins

              Now go, and sin no more..... or buy some flame retardant suits.
              thank YOU, I got a five star vote from YOU...does that work as some kind of key at heaven's door?
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              • academic punk
                Full Member Status

                • Dec 2004
                • 4437

                #52
                You got 5 stars from Jesus??!? That's fuckin' hot!!! Who do I have to kill to get Jesus to do that for me?

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                • academic punk
                  Full Member Status

                  • Dec 2004
                  • 4437

                  #53
                  Hell, I'll covet someone's wife if it'll help...whatever it takes!

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12749

                    #54
                    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                    thank YOU, I got a five star vote from YOU...does that work as some kind of key at heaven's door?
                    Wow! I want one of those too! Hey, Jesus! What do I have to do to get one of those? Be warned, I won't do anything that requires actual physical contact or the removing of any piece of clothing.

                    Cheers! :bottle:
                    Last edited by Anonymous; 03-09-2005, 07:51 PM.

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                    • DavidLeeNatra
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10715

                      #55
                      Originally posted by academic punk
                      You got 5 stars from Jesus??!? That's fuckin' hot!!! Who do I have to kill to get Jesus to do that for me?
                      hey, buddy...no chance...he's still a bit upset with your ppl...his hand and feet hurt a bit when he thinks back...
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                      • academic punk
                        Full Member Status

                        • Dec 2004
                        • 4437

                        #56
                        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                        hey, buddy...no chance...he's still a bit upset with your ppl...his hand and feet hurt a bit when he thinks back...

                        oh, man, that's fuckin' COLD.

                        Hitler wasn't as cruel to my people as you just were, bro!

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                        • wiseguy
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 498

                          #57
                          I've broken so many, I had to invent some more just so I could break them.

                          THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOURS IGUANA
                          Stay frosty now.
                          Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12749

                            #58
                            Iguana? Wow! You have my respect from now on, good sir. That shit is SICK!

                            Cheers! :bottle:

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12749

                              #59
                              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                              hey, buddy...no chance...he's still a bit upset with your ppl...his hand and feet hurt a bit when he thinks back...
                              Ah, come on... Jesus knows it was all in good fun! Judas was just having a bit of a laugh. I'm sure when he explained it, Jesus just cracked up and forgived him. He's not the kind of guy to hang on to such things as resentment.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798

                                #60
                                If you killed someone during military service does that count?
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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