Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The
salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11." The
guy says, "Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe." The salesman brings them, the guy
stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in
pain. He says to the salesman, "I lost my business and my house, I live with my
mother-in-law, my wife is screwing my best friend and my daughter is pregnant.
The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these fucking shoes"
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The
salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11." The
guy says, "Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe." The salesman brings them, the guy
stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in
pain. He says to the salesman, "I lost my business and my house, I live with my
mother-in-law, my wife is screwing my best friend and my daughter is pregnant.
The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these fucking shoes"
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