This is kinda funny!
Guy is at the bar drinking til he pukes all over his shirt.
Drunk: Fuck! I promised my wife I wouldn't drink tonight! She's gonna kill me for this! Now what am I gonna do?
Bartender: Here, pal I gotta solution for ya. Do you have a 5 dollar bill in your pocket?
Drunk: Yep, right here mac!
Bartender: When you walk in the door, show your wife the 5 dollar bill and tell her that a drunk puked all over your shirt and GAVE you that 5 dollars to get your shirt cleaned. It'll work no problem!
Drunk: Oh, you are a life saver, bub! *hic*
He gets home and gives his wife 2 5-dollar bills!
Drunk's wife: Hey, then why the 2 5 dollar bills? He only got your shirt!
What's with the other 5 bucks?
Drunk: Yeah, well he puked all over my shirt and shit my pants too!
Guy is at the bar drinking til he pukes all over his shirt.
Drunk: Fuck! I promised my wife I wouldn't drink tonight! She's gonna kill me for this! Now what am I gonna do?
Bartender: Here, pal I gotta solution for ya. Do you have a 5 dollar bill in your pocket?
Drunk: Yep, right here mac!
Bartender: When you walk in the door, show your wife the 5 dollar bill and tell her that a drunk puked all over your shirt and GAVE you that 5 dollars to get your shirt cleaned. It'll work no problem!
Drunk: Oh, you are a life saver, bub! *hic*
He gets home and gives his wife 2 5-dollar bills!
Drunk's wife: Hey, then why the 2 5 dollar bills? He only got your shirt!
What's with the other 5 bucks?
Drunk: Yeah, well he puked all over my shirt and shit my pants too!
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