Before Bambi left for Texas, she confided to her city pals her three goals for the trip: to taste some Texas BBQ, to see a Texas rodeo, and to make love to a Texas cowboy.
As soon as she returned, the girls asked her how she fared. She replied, "Oh, they slow-cooked brisket over a wood called mesquite and it was so tasty! The rodeo was amazing: cowboys rode at full gallop, jumped off their horse, grabbed a bull by the horns, and threw it to the ground!"
"Yeah, but tell the rest! Did you make love to a Texas cowboy?" Bambi frowned. "No way! Not after I saw the size of the outline in the back pocket of their jeans. If they need condoms that big, well…"
As soon as she returned, the girls asked her how she fared. She replied, "Oh, they slow-cooked brisket over a wood called mesquite and it was so tasty! The rodeo was amazing: cowboys rode at full gallop, jumped off their horse, grabbed a bull by the horns, and threw it to the ground!"
"Yeah, but tell the rest! Did you make love to a Texas cowboy?" Bambi frowned. "No way! Not after I saw the size of the outline in the back pocket of their jeans. If they need condoms that big, well…"
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