> A girl came skipping home from school one day.
> "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the
other
> kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?
> 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
>
> "Very good," said her mother.
> "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
> "Yes, It's because you're blonde."
>
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
> "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and
> all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See?
> A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
>
> "Very good," said her mother.
> "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
> "Yes, It's because you're blonde."
>
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
> "Mommy Mommy! !" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when
we
> were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have
these!"
> She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36D'S
>
> "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
> "Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
>
> "No Honey, Its because you're 24."
> "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the
other
> kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?
> 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
>
> "Very good," said her mother.
> "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
> "Yes, It's because you're blonde."
>
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
> "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and
> all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See?
> A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
>
> "Very good," said her mother.
> "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
> "Yes, It's because you're blonde."
>
> The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
> "Mommy Mommy! !" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when
we
> were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have
these!"
> She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36D'S
>
> "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
> "Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
>
> "No Honey, Its because you're 24."
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