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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!! -
This one is hillarious
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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Gotta watch those Indians in Arizona
INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES....
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when
her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride
to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the
service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered.
'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist,
and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'
'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles'Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Conan O'Brien:
"Prince William & Kate Middleton are expecting. Is it too weird to hope they name their kid Joffrey?"
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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Tradition dictates they will call their first male child ruprecht .fuck your fucking framingComment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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What will a rasta say when he stops smoking pot?
"What's that fucking shitty music?!"posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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The Joke Thread
I met two girls from Thailand they invited me home. They said the sex would be like winning the Lotto! It was, we stripped off and to my horror we had six matching Balls.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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What? One joke thread ain't enough?Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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Or, show the dog a pic of Krusty...Comment
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