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A manager at a company is has been conducting interviews for an admin/mailroom type position. He's finally settled on an Asian man for the job. On the first day on the job, the manager is giving his new hire a tour of the office, etc. and shows him to the mailroom which also has racks and cabinets full of paper, pens, post-it notes... all kind of things.
Manager says "now Toshi, it's important to remember that along with sorting and delivering the mail, you need to keep track of all the inventory in here. So you're in charge of managing the supply of these items". The new hire nods in agreement, and is excited to start his new job.
About 3 hours later, the same manager and his boss the VP are walking a client through the office. They round the corner past the mailroom, and Toshi jumps out from behind a cubicle and screams "BOOOOO".
Once they collect themselves from the unsettling incident, the manager takes his new hire Toshi off to the side and says "What the fuck was that all about? You nearly scared our client to death!"
Toshi replies... "well, sorry boss I thought I was just doing my job - you said I was in charge of SUPPLIZE".Comment
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Went to a charity disco last night for women born without legs...
Dance floor was crawling with pussyAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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A guy meets a mate in town. His mate is grumbling, carrying a huge disc on his back, visibly in a terrible mood. He's carrying a big suitcase too.
The guy asks: "Why the hell do you have that huge disc on your back? And what is there in this big suitcase in your hand?"
His friend opens the suitcase. In a smoking cloud, an old djinn comes out of it.
The djinn goes: "Noble stranger, tell me just one wish and I will grant it. Just one, so think twice."
The guy thinks a little and says;
"Gimme a billion dollars!"
Suddenly, it's raining dolls, toy dolls damn hard...
"I asked a billion dollars, you dumb djinn! Not dolls!", yells the guy.
Then his friend says: "That old fucker is deaf... Do you think I asked him for a big disc?!"posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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Maybe I've shared this before, I don't remember
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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Am I the only one interested in this thread? Lol
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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fuck your fucking framingComment
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Seriously I need to work out how to make pics bigger or ... Or something
fuck your fucking framingComment
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You have to go to From URL and then put the adress there, and very important to uncheck the "Retrieve remote file and reference locally".
Then it will be the same size as it is on the adress that you are getting the picture from.The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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I'm gonna drown you guys in cat pictures
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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