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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux took a trip to Scotland and walked into a pub, and after several hours of steady drinking, they witnessed a Scot who suddenly fell backwards off of the barstool and onto the floor, passed out cold, kilt over his head, and a Steel Panther backstage pass rammed up his arse. Boudreaux looks at Thib, looks up at the bartender, and remarks, "Dat's what I like about dem Scots. Dey knows when dey done had enough to drink."
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
Two very uptight chicks are talking about their deep wish and pride of never ever having sex.
One of them is obviously pregnant, so the other goes:
Bertha: I thought you would never have sex just like I never will?
Margaret: I've found a doctor who can help you get pregnant without having to.
He is repellently ugly, but very efficient - just look at me...
Bertha: Oh, really? Give me his address, I must try!
So Bertha gets an appointment with that doctor, who is very ugly indeed.
Doc: So, are you sure you want to have a baby?
Bertha: Absolutely. I've always wanted to be a mother,
but could never bear the idea of succumbing to flesh...
Doc: I have what you need. Are you attracted to men
anyway? Do you have any ideal of man?
Bertha: Oh, sure! I'm fond of Brad Pitt.
Doc: All right. Take this pill and think really hard about Brad Pitt.
Then Bertha collapses, and the doctor rushes to abuse her like a beast:
Doc: I'll give you some Brad Pitt, I'll give you some uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
Newflash...Jokes are supposed to be funny...rape is not funny.
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Newflash...Jokes are supposed to be funny...rape is not funny.
It is not. But it can be, when imaginary in a joke, can't it?
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
It is not. But it can be, when imaginary in a joke, can't it?
No. Never.
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
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