A man goes to his doctor. He is told he has a tapeworm, and that his treatment will start next week on Tuesday. So, the man goes in. On a tray there is a cookie, an apple and a carrot. The doctor comes in, and tells the man to drop his pants. The doctor shoves the cookie, the apple and the carrot up the man's butt. The man comes in the next week, and the same procedure transgresses. The man starts to wonder if his doctor is a pervert or one of the like, but he still goes in for his third "treatment". This time, however, instead of a cookie, there is a hammer. The doctor comes in, shoves the carrot and the apple up, and stands back. The tapeworm jumps out of the man's mouth and says,"Hey! Where's my cookie?" just before the doctor smashes it with the hammer.
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