Who Is The Biggest Cocksucker On This Site?

[spmusicplyr]

I only read a few pages but i think were forgetting , JOEJOE JOE and each of the names that fucker has

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

That's why he had to get out of gay porn and become simply a fluffer.

His 3" tool.

His specialty according to his fan site was eating shit while pulling a train, as in his biggest hit " Shaving Ryan's Privates "

Alas, his cocaine addiction led to his arrest and conviction.

And now he trolls for little boys here by claiming to have written and sung on Van Halen hits.

But I digress........:D

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

Maybe your right, I'll concede my Teenie Peenie Award to Joe Thunder.
Who am i to stand in his way...:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by spmusicplyr
I only read a few pages but i think were forgetting , JOEJOE JOE and each of the names that fucker has

JOE THUNDER, LP

JOE!JOE!JOE!

WATUPJOEJOE

LongdongSilver

showjoeyourtits

and the list goes on..........................Banned more times than NickyD at a PTA meeting full of MILFS:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
JOE THUNDER, LP

JOE!JOE!JOE!

WATUPJOEJOE

LongdongSilver

showjoeyourtits

and the list goes on..........................Banned more times than NickyD at a PTA meeting full of MILFS:D

I resemble that remark!

[academic punk]

Nononononono! This thread isn't about our penis's!

This thread is supposed to be about the site's PRICKS!!!

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's why he had to get out of gay porn and become simply a fluffer.

His 3" tool.

His specialty according to his fan site was eating shit while pulling a train, as in his biggest hit " Shaving Ryan's Privates "

Alas, his cocaine addiction led to his arrest and conviction.

And now he trolls for little boys here by claiming to have written and sung on Van Halen hits.

But I digress........:D

Here's a song that Blunder might have actually written.....

Three Inch Tool

(Parody of Only Wanna Be With You by Hootie & The Blowfish)


Little me
My nuts are small as pearls
You like to laugh at me
‘Cause I’m hung just like a squirrel
Sometimes it bugs me
I’m not a bigger guy
When I was a baby
It was exactly the same size

But there’s nothin’ I can do
‘Cause I only got a three inch tool

Come home with me
Have a cocktail at my place
I gotta tell you
Before we get past second base
In my pants
Ain’t no big schwing
But if you can find him
He’s a friendly little thing

But there’s nothin’ I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
When I’m comin’ out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool

Sometimes I wonder
If it’ll ever extend
I get embarrassed
When I’m hangin’ with my friends
They like to razz me
I don’t know why
They get me a Happy Meal
And Super Size my fry

And there’s nothin’ I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
And when I’m coming out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool
Yeah it’s small but it’s real cool
I’m happy with a three-inch tool
I only got a three-inch tool

[LoungeMachine]

Bob Rivers will be glad to list Satan Almighty as a fan/listener, I'm sure.

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Bob Rivers will be glad to list Satan Almighty as a fan/listener, I'm sure.

If he would ever cut it out with the fucking reruns. I'm starting to wonder if they got fired again.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Satan
If he would ever cut it out with the fucking reruns. I'm starting to wonder if they got fired again.

Haven't tuned in this week.

Damn well better not or there will be HELL to pay



Sure can't listen to Robin and Maynard

[LoungeMachine]

The Cat's in the Kettle

Cleaning out the Fridge

Dirty Deeds, Done with Sheep

all classics..........too many to list.


Come to think of it, Done With Sheep could be the theme song around here.

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by academic punk
Nononononono! This thread isn't about our penis's!

This thread is supposed to be about the site's PRICKS!!!

You fucking wanker. I am the biggest prick you are the biggest asshole so why don't you just bend over and lemme slide my biggest prick into the biggest asshole.

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Haven't tuned in this week.

Damn well better not or there will be HELL to pay



Sure can't listen to Robin and Maynard

Or Stern either..... I couldn't give a cherub's pink ass about what's going on in NYC at 6:66 AM

[academic punk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
You fucking wanker. I am the biggest prick you are the biggest asshole so why don't you just bend over and lemme slide my biggest prick into the biggest asshole.

No thanks. You homosexual heroin addicts are a high risk category.

[wiseguy]

Good one fag.

Obviously "academic" shouldn't be in your title.

Now shut the fuck up and clench up you dirty little bitch.