The Great Roth Army Religous Debate

[GAR]

SO God "overshadows" a 15 year-old girl, she gets pregnant from God, another man marries her, and the son has to die for that?

That's my main problem with it. Everything else about it I understand.

[Anonymous]

Fuck religion, I'm gonna get me a beer! Oh, and Hardrock69... were you looking for this?



Cheers! :bottle:

[Rikk]

Personally, I think with with the gigantic universe out there, the millions of stars, planets, let alone the immense amount of species during this one planet's existence...I think it's very pathetic and self-centered for humans to believe that all existence and the entire universe was created for them...a place to live a very short life before an eternity of happiness...or time with Satan.

Life is pretty insignificant. But even insignificance is subjective. And we have to find our own worths and values. Some good values are rooted in various religions, but I believe I can find those values without subscribing to beliefs in some deity that was thought up in some primitive's mind a few thousand years ago. In several thousand years, Christianity and the Muslim religion and all other religions will be gone. But cockroaches will still be roaming the Earth without a god to be concerned with.

[The Fonz]

In the words of John Lennon :

"God is a concept by which we measure pain."

Ayyyyy!!

[Rikk]

Man, I have to say that THE FONZ is the best new poster in ages.

What a fucking tough son of a bitch.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Rikk
Personally, I think with with the gigantic universe out there, the millions of stars, planets, let alone the immense amount of species during this one planet's existence...I think it's very pathetic and self-centered for humans to believe that all existence and the entire universe was created for them...a place to live a very short life before an eternity of happiness...or time with Satan.

Life is pretty insignificant. But even insignificance is subjective. And we have to find our own worths and values. Some good values are rooted in various religions, but I believe I can find those values without subscribing to beliefs in some deity that was thought up in some primitive's mind a few thousand years ago. In several thousand years, Christianity and the Muslim religion and all other religions will be gone. But cockroaches will still be roaming the Earth without a god to be concerned with.

Rikk, if I wasn't such a lazy bastard, I would've posted that on the various religious threads that appeared on this site ever since I've joined. You rule, bro...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Rikk, if I wasn't such a lazy bastard, I would've posted that on the various religious threads that appeared on this site ever since I've joined. You rule, bro...

Cheers! :bottle:

Thank you, bro. You fucking rule too!!!

And actually, both of us have been lying a bit, because we both know that we do actually subscribe to a god, don't we?

Just who is this God I speak of?

[Anonymous]

Look Rikk, that's different. That's not believing in an hypotetical deity. We were friends with ALAN WAY before HE became a God. You, me, Scotty... Hell, a lot of people here.

Cheers! :bottle:

[vanzilla]

Damn fellas - I didn't know there were 50,000 religious threads on this board. Sorry man, I'm new to the joint.

Rikk - what can I say? I agree with you 100 percent. Bueno Bob - you also made some great points as well.

Fonzie - you are one funny motherfucker! Enjoy reading your posts.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Look Rikk, that's different. That's not believing in an hypotetical deity. We were friends with ALAN WAY before HE became a God. You, me, Scotty... Hell, a lot of people here.

Cheers! :bottle:

Don't forget 7884. He was also ALAN's friend before ALAN became a God and the Greatest of all the panthers.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Damn fellas - I didn't know there were 50,000 religious threads on this board. Sorry man, I'm new to the joint.

Dude, don't feel bad. Sometimes new posters are refreshing because they bring out old topics that haven't been discussed in a while. I can personally say that I haven't had one religious discussion on this board yet that I know if. So I'm enjoying this thread.

[vanzilla]

Rikk, since I'm new - will you tell me a story about Alan the Panther?

He seems so cool, and I'm amazed by his powers!

Please enlighten.

[Rikk]

ALAN THE PANTHER once took it upon himself to eat a clock named Jonathan. The clock was Byzantine, and ALAN had indigestion.

It is at this time that PUSSY LICKER and I decided to take him to a back alley and help him throw up, but one of ALAN's paws landed on a thumbtack, and in extreme pain and fury, he bashed PUSSY LICKER on the head. (PUSSY LICKER was clinically dead for 15 minutes before being revived, which actually kind of explains why he posts the way he does.) Then ALAN threw up Jonathan the clock and apologized for his behavior. When PUSSY LICKER came back to life, ALAN bought him the T.REX box set and all was forgiven.

ALAN likes sugar-free rice krispie treats.

THE END.

[Anonymous]

I'm not forgetting 7884. Hell, he was with us when we were working as security for the White House in the Vietnam/Hippie protest days. ALAN got us the job, remember? 700 bucks an hour, all you can eat (and drink) buffets and all we had to do was throw some tear gas at the hippies out in front every 6 hours. Those were the days. We were there for what - 2 weeks? Before that kid jumped the fence armed with a pear and ALAN went after him and dragged him out and maimed him horribly. I think ALAN not only detached all the kid's limbs but he also re-attached them in impossible places. It was clearly self defense, but ALAN was fired after that. And DLR7884 was the first to say "ALAN goes, I go!" So, we all quit. It was still cool, though.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Damn fellas - I didn't know there were 50,000 religious threads on this board. Sorry man, I'm new to the joint.

Don't worry about that. And nevermind my first reply. I post that in EVERY religion thread here. Have I given you 5 stars already?

Cheers! :bottle: