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Your Jedi tunnick is camouflage.
You use the Jedi mind trick to get someone to pull your finger
Your lightsaber is connected to your wallet with a chain
You can describe the taste of Ewok in detail
You've used the force to summon a beer from the fridge
Your X-Wing fighter is two different primer colors
You have a landspeeder up on blocks on your front lawn
Your favorite saying is "May the force be with yall now"
You use your lightsaber as a bottle opener
You have a bumper sticker on your pod racer that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"
You program your protocol droid to only "speak English or die"
You find out Leia is your sister and you still try to bang her
You use the Jedi mind trick to get someone to pull your finger
Your lightsaber is connected to your wallet with a chain
You can describe the taste of Ewok in detail
You've used the force to summon a beer from the fridge
Your X-Wing fighter is two different primer colors
You have a landspeeder up on blocks on your front lawn
Your favorite saying is "May the force be with yall now"
You use your lightsaber as a bottle opener
You have a bumper sticker on your pod racer that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"
You program your protocol droid to only "speak English or die"
You find out Leia is your sister and you still try to bang her
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