Did David Lee Roth really die in a parasailing accident today? My buddy told me he saw it on the E! ticker, but I'm just trying to get confirmation...
Dead?!
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It's just possible that someone here would have mentioned it.
Once a month we get these 'Fire in a cinema' posts, it gets old.Comment
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It's true...Dave was parasailing with 2 drunk midgets...4 naked chicks and a large armadillo...
the armadillo was nosefucking a midget in the ass...lost control of the boat...and Dave's parasailing experiment fucking women while flying went horribly wrong...or...well...right...depending how you look at it...
Long Live Dave...
Thanks for the memories..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Originally posted by xgobluex
Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.
trust me buddy. Its bullshit. It would've been posted everywhere by now."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Originally posted by xgobluex
Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.Comment
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LOL I was gonna, but...Nah.. wait until morning."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Well, i heard it this morning, it was written on the back of my morning surpository. I reckoned the rest of you would have heard about it in the same way so i didn't mention it!Don't need a gun to blow your mind!
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Uncle Dave's dead????!!!!
You dirty motherfuckers!!!!!
I'm gonna come down there and break your fucking legs!!!
Did you hear that?
Uncle Dave died!!!
*AH-yieeeee-blumba bababa*
You motherfuckers are gonna pay.....
(Sir, I don't know what you're talking about...I dunno no Uncle Dave)
So now you wanna kill me??? You killed Uncle Dave and now you wanna kill me too huh?
I'm gonna come down there and break your fucking legs.....Comment
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