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  • xgobluex
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Apr 2005
    • 3

    Dead?!

    Did David Lee Roth really die in a parasailing accident today? My buddy told me he saw it on the E! ticker, but I'm just trying to get confirmation...
  • tydhurst
    Commando
    • Mar 2004
    • 1065

    #2
    Dunno.

    Couldn't find anything on Google!
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    • DlocRoth
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jan 2004
      • 5520

      #3
      fun.
      Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35441

        #4
        It's just possible that someone here would have mentioned it.

        Once a month we get these 'Fire in a cinema' posts, it gets old.

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648

          #5
          It's true...Dave was parasailing with 2 drunk midgets...4 naked chicks and a large armadillo...

          the armadillo was nosefucking a midget in the ass...lost control of the boat...and Dave's parasailing experiment fucking women while flying went horribly wrong...or...well...right...depending how you look at it...

          Long Live Dave...

          Thanks for the memories...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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          • xgobluex
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Apr 2005
            • 3

            #6
            Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.

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            • tydhurst
              Commando
              • Mar 2004
              • 1065

              #7
              No, nobody has.
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              • Big Troubles
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Feb 2004
                • 8517

                #8
                Originally posted by xgobluex
                Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.
                nope. I didn't hear a thing. but apparently if you hold a seashell to your ear you do hear some ocean sounds.

                trust me buddy. Its bullshit. It would've been posted everywhere by now.
                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35441

                  #9
                  Originally posted by xgobluex
                  Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.
                  Yeah we all know Dave died today but noone bothered to post it.

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                  • Big Troubles
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 8517

                    #10
                    LOL I was gonna, but...Nah.. wait until morning.
                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                    • tydhurst
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1065

                      #11
                      Well, i heard it this morning, it was written on the back of my morning surpository. I reckoned the rest of you would have heard about it in the same way so i didn't mention it!
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                      • xgobluex
                        Roth Army Recruit
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 3

                        #12
                        I didnt realize everyone on here was so hilarious. Do you all go on tour anytime soon?

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                        • tydhurst
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1065

                          #13
                          Yes. Well, i do anyway. I entertain the masses with my Comedy/Lobotomy stripshow, it proves very popular with the Rednecks and hippies.
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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35441

                            #14
                            Yeah we're all off to google news search...

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8963

                              #15
                              Uncle Dave's dead????!!!!

                              You dirty motherfuckers!!!!!

                              I'm gonna come down there and break your fucking legs!!!

                              Did you hear that?

                              Uncle Dave died!!!

                              *AH-yieeeee-blumba bababa*

                              You motherfuckers are gonna pay.....

                              (Sir, I don't know what you're talking about...I dunno no Uncle Dave)

                              So now you wanna kill me??? You killed Uncle Dave and now you wanna kill me too huh?

                              I'm gonna come down there and break your fucking legs.....

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