Famous Movie Quotes!

[Carmine]

61*- Whitey to Mantle

"hey slick, how come everytime you get drunk....it costs me money?

[Figs]

Airheads (1994)
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Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

Chris Moore: What?

Marcus: What kind of question is that?

Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?

Chris Moore: ...Van Halen

Ian: HE'S A COP!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
Airheads (1994)
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Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

Chris Moore: What?

Marcus: What kind of question is that?

Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?

Chris Moore: ...Van Halen

Ian: HE'S A COP!

LMAO....that one is PRICELESS Figs......forgot that one!

[Carmine]

From Ace Ventura:

"Captains log stardate 2874 rounded to the nearest decimal point. WE traveled back in time...TO....save an ancient species from total annihilation...SO FAR no signs of aquatic life....IF I HAVE to tear this galaxy another black hole, I'm going to find it....I'VE GOT TO MISTER!

[academic punk]

"Let me teach you how to scratch your balls."

"My balls don't itch."

"ALL BALLS ITCH!!! IT'S A FACT!!!"

Anyone? Red Jelly Bean for the first to guess correctly.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
"Let me teach you how to scratch your balls."

"My balls don't itch."

"ALL BALLS ITCH!!! IT'S A FACT!!!"

Anyone? Red Jelly Bean for the first to guess correctly.

Sugar-free Red Jelly Bean???

[Soul Reaper]

Naked Gun is full of classic quotes:

Jane Spencer: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.

[Soul Reaper]

Frank: Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

[Soul Reaper]

Jane Spencer: I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman.
Frank: So am I...

[Soul Reaper]

[offering a cigar]
Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?
Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

[Soul Reaper]

Mayor: Armed robbery, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?

[Soul Reaper]

Airplane again

Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup]
Young Boy with Coffee: Sugar?
Little Girl: No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

[Carmine]

Its not personal Sonny....its strictly business.

[Soul Reaper]

Star Wars

Darth Vader: I have you now!

[Soul Reaper]

Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Darth Vader: He is here.
Governor Tarkin: What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force.