Famous Movie Quotes!

[Roguesgirl]

LMAO!

you don't remember?

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
Uh...MAX's Xmas home videos??

Keep it up Chucky cos you're in dire need of a good ol' fashioned bitchslapping.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
LMAO!

you don't remember?

No idea? :confused:

Now, where'd that damn goat go?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Pesci: "Ma, I need to borrow this." Picks up butcher knife.
"We hit one of those deers with the car. We gotta cut the antlers out."

Or somethin.

Ma, that reminds me...I need to borrow this knife. You know when we hit the deer it got one a them....whatta ya call it, the foot...(the hoof) stuck in the grill and I gotta hack it off...hey ma...its a sin....

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
No idea? :confused:

Now, where'd that damn goat go?

Check your chin. See Chester's balls hangin' there?

That's 'cause his schlong is down yer gullet!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
O.J. as Nordberg in Naked Gun

"I must kill...the queen."

and...

"Nice beaver!"

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

Doctor: "Good news Mrs. Nordberg, we thing we can save his arm!"

Mrs. Nordberg: "Really?"

Doctor: "Yes...Where would you like us to send it?"

[Nickdfresh]

...And they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapelers, and so, I kept my Swingline because they don't bind up as much, and I also kept all the Swingline staples from the supply cabinet too. So if they make me give 'em back, I'll just...I'll, I could set the building on fire.

--Milton from "Office Space"

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Doctor: "Good news Mrs. Nordberg, we thing we can save his arm!"

Mrs. Nordberg: "Really?"

Doctor: "Yes...Where would you like us to send it?"

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.

Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

[academic punk]

Hey, it's Enrico Palazoo! Enrico Palazzo saved the Queen!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
Check your chin. See Chester's balls hangin' there?

That's 'cause his schlong is down yer gullet!!!

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Bring it!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
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Bring it!!!

You talking to me about my bon mots, or to Chester about his love juice?

[DeadOrAlive]

"Every dog has his day." - Al Pachino, Scarface

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
You talking to me about my bon mots, or to Chester about his love juice?

WTF is a bon mot?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
WTF is a bon mot?

a joke. a witticism. a pass at humor. a goat testicle.

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
a goat testicle.

Ok, you now have my full attention.