Some Advice For The Army

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
yeah i got fed up with how gay todays music is and vh was good and dlr vh was the best so thats why im here

Same reason I'm here...more or less (I'm 16 too, yes, 3IC is scared that he's gonna get his ass kicked by a 16 year old!!), I got into Dave when I was about 3 or 4.

[superdave]

Shaun, they always seem to duck when you call them out as well

[franksters]

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[Three Lock Rock]

the 3T connetion is owning this place

Look how many threads the gay rothfucktards have made about our squad!

Three Lock Rock (kickin' ass here)

[VHdamaco]

again, there is a difference between owning and getting owned...

simply stating "kicking ass here" (it's more like licking ass here) does nothing to improve your position, it makes you look like a fucking idiot...

anyways, i don't want to hear from you until your mother learns how to suck a golf ball through a straw, she left a bunch of teethmarks on my dick...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by superdave
Shaun, they always seem to duck when you call them out as well

That's because they are terrified of getting their ass kicked by a youngster.

Seriously.

For example-

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Tom Vu, "you're millionaire", aren't ya?

Then I quote the brilliant words of the great 20th century philosopher Lemmy Kilmister, who said...

"Come on, baby, eat the rich
Bite down on the sonofabitch
Don't mess up, don't give me no switch
Come on, baby and eat the rich
Come on, baby, eat your suuper
Come on, honey, bite that fucker"
(Eat The Rich, Rock N Roll, 1987)

I link this with some more words of wisdom from The Lemster, this is simply-

"Die You Bastard" (Die You Bastard, Another Perfect Day, 1983)

So, if I was to listen to these words of wisdom, which I always do in Lemmy's cases, I would be a cannibal and eat your yellow-ass.

LOOK OUT FOR ME IN YOUR KITCHEN, BITCH, I'M GONNA COME AND EAT YOU ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKER.
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Now, that is a stupid, stupid thing to say, something on their level. That is possibly the single worst insult that I have used (although, when I was about 2 or 3 I called my cusin a cat, hoping he would be offended), yet I bet that they will not answer me. They KNOW that I am much better than them. I contridict them on EVERYTHING. I'll give a step-by-step guide of what is wrong with what they are saying. They are getting worse since I keep bringing up the fact that they are

COWARDS

since they still haven't given me an answer to whether or not they're gonna come here to see me or not. What 3IC did was say "No, I'll be assed raped by a rothtard", to which I replied, "fine, I'll sign something to say I wont touch your ass. Besides, I wouldn't want to ass rape a Hagar fan, I'll probably get Aids or something."

Seriously, he doesn't REALLY think I'm gonna ass rape him, he's just scared. He ducked out of it. I mean, only the welsh fuck sheep (well-known fact-or rather myth-round our way).

[Redballjets88]

van hagar = soft rock van halen = rock in roll at its peak

[Redballjets88]

i think the opinion of the below 18 crowd is best because we are past the years of vh being really enormous . like i got vh1 first n then 3 years later greatest hits and listened to the whole thing and realized that dave is much better while all of the van hagar songs on it were soft rock except poundcake but that is mediocre at best against any great dave song

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Seriously, NO under 18s I know like Hagar. I know only 7 people under 18 who like VH, and none of them like Hagar.

[Redballjets88]

its true because you get equally exposed to vh and vhagar like on the radio and stuff but everyone realizes that dave is better

[superdave]

Every person that I know that likes Van Hagar is either a woman or gay, what does that tell you?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Its the same people that buy Bon Jovi albums.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
its true because you get equally exposed to vh and vhagar like on the radio and stuff but everyone realizes that dave is better

no way dude, you don't get equal representation on the radio (thankfully)...

dave gets the majority of the airtime whenever i hear the radio...

[superdave]

here in Minnesota, Dave gets more air time than Sam, probably 7-1

[superdave]

and its always the usual 3 by Sam

y cant this b luv

c'mon baby tell me that you farted

when its love--one of the DRIPPIEST songs ever