What a Rotten Fucking Day it is...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
Maybe so but,hold on I'm sounding like Wanye L,WTF?

ALIAS ALERT! ALIAS ALERT!!

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Thunder'sback!
I had some ****** steal 2 grand out of my pocket while I was banging this coke whore last year.

No you gave a black man 2 grand to fuck your rancid flabby asshole.

Fuck you, ya fucking racist butt-pirate!!!

Your mother likes to screw any man that comes along in the ghetto.

You are living proof that abortion is a desirable thing.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
There's that. Have I voted for you yet? If not, one 5 star, coming your way...

Money situations been resolved and I didn't even have to suck any penis to get it! It's grate when you find money you didn't know you had!

Have you been dealing drugs again?

Hang in there bueno. All this shit will me absolutely nothing a year from now. You the man.

[MAX]

Bob,

I'm sorry my friend but I do fully believe in Karma. What comes around goes around. Chin up bro.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by bueno bob
It's cool

Jesterstar needs to get his ass back over to the Hagar forums, they're missing him chanting OWNED at everybody over there every twenty seconds.

Listen the only reason I owned you is because you thought you were better than me but the fact you only half the money a hour that I do. That makes you less of a man than me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry your a queer faggot that can't support himself or his wife. Perhaps you should try stop being a loser and get on the track to success. Like JESTERSTAR/ Whom makes at the least 11 dollar a hour. if I work over time I make like 16. Shit bitch I am a rich fucker compared to you.

[Warham]

Then you must be less of a man than I am, since I make about $18 an hour.

Actually, you would be less of a man if I was still making minimum wage from the first job I had 15 years ago.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm gay and Bob owns me.

Owned.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Warham
Then you must be less of a man than I am, since I make about $18 an hour.

Actually, you would be less of a man if I was still making minimum wage from the first job I had 15 years ago.

Oh Sorry to say that is what it is after FULL BENIFITS>

I know most of you fucking Plebs must not have any medical or dental.

OWNEd

[classicdude]

Originally posted by MAX
Bob,

I'm sorry my friend but I do fully believe in Karma. What comes around goes around. Chin up bro.

Very well put. Money is just money and stuff is just stuff. Granted, life kinda sucks if you have neither, but eventually shit works itself out. Maybe you find yourself a sweet sugar momma with a big fat bank account.....or chest!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Listen the only reason I owned you is because you thought you were better than me but the fact you only half the money a hour that I do. That makes you less of a man than me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry your a queer faggot that can't support himself or his wife. Perhaps you should try stop being a loser and get on the track to success. Like JESTERSTAR/ Whom makes at the least 11 dollar a hour. if I work over time I make like 16. Shit bitch I am a rich fucker compared to you.

Then why does your Daddy pay your bills fag? To make up for that hellacious assfucking he once gave you?

You can't even afford to pay your own bills fool!

BTW, how's that piece of shit Chevy S-10 (dump) truck running? You still get dad's gas money for it, right?

Did you "own" the cable company by being cut off again?

[bueno bob]

You know, I could go all into how Bill Gates downsized my $25 an hour job with Microsoft...how I graduated from college with a 4.0...how George W. Bush has fucking destroyed the economy so badly out here that all you can get is, at best, a $8 an hour job...how I struggle to raise and feed three kids that aren't even biologically mine...how many meals I've skipped to ensure that they get fed and clothed...how I had to take time off of working to support them and ease them through the transition of my Mother passing on (and they were very close to their Gandmother). I could go into all of that and tell Jester about all the sacrifices I've made for my kids, how much I've given up and how much I've let slip away to provide for others, but why bother? All he's going to do is shout "owned!" at everyone and make himself look like even more of a cocksucker than he already is. But I guess I can blame Jester for having my job with Microsoft outsourced, since he voted for George and his "great economic growth" anyway...as Jester's such a diehard republican he can't even see straight.

Still, the point remains, why bother? Anybody who cares knows what sort of family man I am, and Jesterstar...he doesn't even matter HERE, let alone in my life. Now, I'll be proud to admit that I've razzed him good naturedly in other threads, but I've never been malicious about it.

That's about to change.

Well, maybe; at this point, it's so irrelevant to me, I doubt seriously I'm even going to bother with him. I don't generally care to waste my energy on garbage such as him.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Oh Sorry to say that is what it is after FULL BENIFITS>

I know most of you fucking Plebs must not have any medical or dental.

OWNEd

I didn't know that being an HIV+ asshole who tests antibiotics paid so well! Lucky for you all your cocksucking got you into that position, I'm sure it's HIGHLY rewarding!

"OWNED"

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Owned.

Bro, I'm glad your situation is resolved.

I quoted the "Owned" thing as a set-up to what will hopefully lift your spirits.

You see, I also had a Rotten Fucking day.

"Cinco De Fucking Lamo".

Actually, the majority of my Rotten Fucking Day was per the norm.

Enter the fucking self-owning disaster @ Los Toribio......

I arrived at the fake-sombrero-pasted shithole about six thirty, approximately the same time my dipshit neighbors decided to sit down @ my table!

I was just ultra-fucking pissed and agitated. All I wanted was a soupy plate of cumin-saturated tomato sauce and tortillas....plus alot of triple-sec saturated margaritas. I didn't sign up for dipshit neighbors.

So it starts off with shit like, "hows it going man?"

I'm like, "have you tried getting your mower going?"

For like five minutes I was king of the fucking table.

Then I fucking owned myself.

I hurled another flippant remark, grabbed some bottled beer with a lime in the top, and just soaked myself with beer because the fucking lime made the shit spew everywhere when I tried to drink out of the bottle.

Needless to say, I got laughed at.

ALOT.

I don't really care...live and learn.

Cheers, and fuck Cinco De Lamo.

[NATEDOG001976]

$7.85 an hour???? Christ man, I will graduate from college next summer and I make $14.00 an hour as an alarm dispatcher. Look around for a new job!

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Listen the only reason I owned you is because you thought you were better than me but the fact you only half the money a hour that I do. That makes you less of a man than me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry your a queer faggot that can't support himself or his wife. Perhaps you should try stop being a loser and get on the track to success. Like JESTERSTAR/ Whom makes at the least 11 dollar a hour. if I work over time I make like 16. Shit bitch I am a rich fucker compared to you.

See man - that's why I love this guy. I read this and laughed my ass off!

How can anybody not read that and laugh?

Jesterstar = King of Comedy.

No offense BOB, I dig ya bro and feel your pain. This is just some funny shit, that's all.