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  • Vinnie Velvet
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    • Feb 2004
    • 4662

    #76
    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    mace windu uses the dark side in episode III,with palpatine,because he is going to kill him and that is against the jedi order's beleif's,obi wan uses it against darth maul,because he kills him in anger and as yoda says "fear leads to anger,anger leads to hate,hate leads to suffering" or something like that
    That's always up for debate.

    Even when Obi-Wan goes ape on Maul after seeing Qui-Gon get shafted.

    He's obviously angry and its that anger that makes Obi-Wan take out Maul.
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    • Golden AWe
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      • Jan 2004
      • 34245

      #77
      Originally posted by Rikk
      It'll be just beggar's canyon back home.
      The cool thing is all this time I have thought of this lady as a bit boring...but she was gonna see the movie anyway, with or without me.

      Maybe I could make her wear a Princess Leia-outfit?

      PS. Sorry I said "Laser sword", although I should've said "Light sabre".
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      Golden, why are you FAT?
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      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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      • Vinnie Velvet
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        • Feb 2004
        • 4662

        #78
        Originally posted by Golden AWe
        The cool thing is all this time I have thought of this lady as a bit boring...but she was gonna see the movie anyway, with or without me.

        Maybe I could make her wear a Princess Leia-outfit?

        PS. Sorry I said "Laser sword", although I should've said "Light sabre".
        Make her wear the famous Leia metal bikini from Return of the Jedi.

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35754

          #79
          Are there any little teddy bears in this one?

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35754

            #80

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            • Vinnie Velvet
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              • Feb 2004
              • 4662

              #81
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              Are there any little teddy bears in this one?
              No.

              But a bunch of walking carpets!:D
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              • Vinnie Velvet
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                • Feb 2004
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                #82
                Good one Sesh!:D
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                • Vinnie Velvet
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                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4662

                  #83
                  Here's some news from the after party at the recent Cannes Film Festival in France where Revenge of the Sith was premiered:

                  Sexpot Eva Longoria gets hot with Vader! (sadly it wasn't you Bob)



                  That Hayden, lucky bastard.
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                  • bueno bob
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    #84
                    Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
                    Sexpot Eva Longoria gets hot with Vader! (sadly it wasn't you Bob
                    It was a grate tragedy!
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35754

                      #85
                      If his dick is as wooden as his acting then then she'll be a happy gal...

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                      • Vinnie Velvet
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 4662

                        #86
                        I think as he's fucking her, he's probably thinking "Thank you George!".

                        The kind of exposure you get from being in a Star Wars movie.

                        Imagine the pussy that just came chasing after Harrison Ford after he did the first Star Wars.

                        Can't say so much for Mark Hammil though.
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                        • bueno bob
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22951

                          #87
                          Oh, I'm sure Mark got some of the fallout that Harrison didn't/couldn't get to...

                          The good thing for Hayden is that I really don't think he's going to be all that typecast...I think he'll break the Star Wars curse as did Harrison, although Hayden will never be in the Harrison bracket as an actor.

                          Sesh, it's really the script, not Hayden - there were two other Hayden movies I'd strongly recommend, "Life as a House" and "Broken Glass". He put in really strong performances in both.
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • Vinnie Velvet
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                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4662

                            #88
                            Oh I agree.

                            Hayden is a good actor and is only 24.

                            The key thing for him to do is to be in another high profile movie soon.

                            With Harrison, it took movies like Raiders and Blade Runner to help break him away from being just Han Solo.

                            Mark didn't have that.

                            Or, Hayden could do less profile, non-blockbuster movies, but more crtically acclaimed stuff as he's done before (Life as a House and Shattered Glass).

                            But, right now, I guess he's just content on screwing Eva Longoria.

                            I know I would.:D
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                            • bueno bob
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
                              Oh I agree.

                              Hayden is a good actor and is only 24.

                              The key thing for him to do is to be in another high profile movie soon.

                              With Harrison, it took movies like Raiders and Blade Runner to help break him away from being just Han Solo.

                              Mark didn't have that.

                              Or, Hayden could do less profile, non-blockbuster movies, but more crtically acclaimed stuff as he's done before (Life as a House and Shattered Glass).

                              But, right now, I guess he's just content on screwing Eva Longoria.

                              I know I would.:D
                              Oh, "Shattered Glass"; I called it "Broken Glass", my bad

                              Fucking Eva Longoria could be mighty distracting, I'd imagine!
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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                              • bueno bob
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22951

                                #90
                                Well, tomorrow's the day...looking forward to your review, Vin.
                                Twistin' by the pool.

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