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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7579
    #46
    Originally posted by academic punk
    Actually, one of the nurses would come by and rub my back on occassion. and show me pictures of her dogs. one time she even brought in a mushroom and goat cheese quesadilla she made for me. which after a week of hospital food was BEYOND DELICIOUS.
    How fitting that you like goat cheese.

    I hate the stuff personally, but I understand MAX is a big fan too.

    Glad to see you around the boards again AP.
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 13001
        #47
        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
        How fitting that you like goat cheese.

        I hate the stuff personally, but I understand MAX is a big fan too.

        uhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh

        Sharky you are an --->
        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • academic punk
            Full Member Status

            • Dec 2004
            • 4437
            #48
            Originally posted by Guitar Shark


            I understand MAX is a big fan too.
            No, you're getting goat cheese confused with goat CUM!!!

            Glad to be back. It beats the shit out of the alternative!!!

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              • academic punk
                Full Member Status

                • Dec 2004
                • 4437
                #49
                Originally posted by academic punk
                still fucked up. secondary infection thanks to all the scratching. whoopee.
                Yeah, I know you're not supposed to scratch, but, man, it feels fuckin' good while you're doing it!

                Kind of like banging a beautiful broad with herpes...you know you're gonna regret it in a couple of hours, but there ain't NOTHING you can do to STOP while you're in the present!

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 13001
                    #50
                    Originally posted by academic punk
                    No, you're getting goat cheese confused with goat CUM!!!

                    Glad to be back. It beats the shit out of the alternative!!!
                    Dick!!!

                    Gosh, now I forgot how peaceful it was not having you here. It sucks for me cos it's like the site bully is back picking on me.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12749
                        #51
                        Originally posted by academic punk
                        Yeah, I know you're not supposed to scratch, but, man, it feels fuckin' good while you're doing it!

                        Kind of like banging a beautiful broad with herpes...you know you're gonna regret it in a couple of hours, but there ain't NOTHING you can do to STOP while you're in the present!
                        That's so true... unfortunately. But the way I see it, the need to scratch is like all other bodily needs. If you ignore them for a time, you'll kinda get used to it. I mean it. And having a hard on for over an hour is not that bad.

                        But seriously, maybe you should try a few alternatives. Isn't there any products that provide some relief or something?

                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • Guitar Shark
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7579
                            #52
                            I know that when Phoebe had chicken pox on Friends, she duct taped oven mitts on her hands.

                            I get all of my medical tips from terrible TV sitcoms.
                            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                              • MAX
                                Rotharmy Gladiator

                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 13001
                                #53
                                Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                I know that when Phoebe had chicken pox on Friends, she duct taped oven mitts on her hands.

                                I get all of my medical tips from terrible TV sitcoms.

                                You like "Friends" too? You and I are like sitcom trivia brothers.
                                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                  • academic punk
                                    Full Member Status

                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 4437
                                    #54
                                    Originally posted by MAX
                                    Dick!!!

                                    Gosh, now I forgot how peaceful it was not having you here. It sucks for me cos it's like the site bully is back picking on me.

                                    Cry me a river, bitch.

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                                      • Guitar Shark
                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 7579
                                        #55
                                        That sounded awfully gay, MAX.
                                        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                          • academic punk
                                            Full Member Status

                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 4437
                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                                            That's so true... unfortunately. But the way I see it, the need to scratch is like all other bodily needs. If you ignore them for a time, you'll kinda get used to it. I mean it. And having a hard on for over an hour is not that bad.

                                            But seriously, maybe you should try a few alternatives. Isn't there any products that provide some relief or something?

                                            Cheers! :bottle:

                                            Was prescribed somehting for the itch, but one of the side-effects was that IT KNOCKS YOU THE FUCK OUT.

                                            I'm serious. IT SAPS YOU OF EVEN THE STRENGTH TO CLOSE YOUR EYES TO GO TO SLEEP. YOU LOOK AND FEEL LIKE TERRI SCHIAVO TWNETY MINUTES AFTER DROPPING IT.

                                            IT SUCKED!!! I THINK THE DOCTOR RAPED ME WHILE I WAS ON THAT SHIT...I WOULDN'T KNOW!!!!!

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                                              • Carmine
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 7693
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by academic punk
                                                YOU LOOK AND FEEL LIKE TERRI SCHIAVO TWNETY MINUTES AFTER DROPPING IT.

                                                IT SUCKED!!! I THINK THE DOCTOR RAPED ME WHILE I WAS ON THAT SHIT...I WOULDN'T KNOW!!!!!
                                                Thats is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

                                                holy shit, AP!!

                                                gotta catch my breath...

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                                                  • MAX
                                                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 13001
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                                    That sounded awfully gay, MAX.

                                                    LOL!!!

                                                    It did didn't it? OOF!!!
                                                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                                      • MAX
                                                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 13001
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by academic punk
                                                        Cry me a river, bitch.

                                                        Sit and spin bitch. :fucku2:
                                                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                                          • academic punk
                                                            Full Member Status

                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 4437
                                                            #60
                                                            Originally posted by MAX
                                                            Sit and spin bitch. :fucku2:

                                                            I would, but truth be told, I've actually got some of these on the sides of me bum.

                                                            Makes crapping a whole new level of fun. Can't imagine why the defense department didn't consider this as means of torturing detainees.

                                                            is this too much info? just say so if it is...

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