Pete's Cyber Sex With Fab!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Warham
LMAO!

This thread should be stickied!

Sticky it, immediately!

It just dawned on me: is it not a little disturbing that a thread that originated on the topic of cyber-sex is receiving requests for a "sticky"?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I enjoy the idea of SEA wanking actually

Me too. (Of course, I have to be the one causing the wanking...:p)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Me too. (Of course, I have to be the one causing the wanking...:p)

Well, when you're done with Bill and Bob, don't forget to take out thr trash...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Well, when you're done with Bill and Bob, don't forget to take out thr trash...

I will. Now why don't you, MAX and the goats go play with some ice cubes.:p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
I will. Now why don't you, MAX and the goats go play with some ice cubes.:p

I suggested that, but MAX is being a bitch and whining that his ribs hurt...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
I suggested that, but MAX is being a bitch and whining that his ribs hurt...

Well, can't you guys just stick to standard homosexual anal sex instead of getting into all that abuse and S&M shit? Dude's ribs won't heal for a week, and FAB is pissed that he also won't be able to cyber this week.

[tjvhou812]

rikk75: whats that shit coming out of your bush fab.....

Fab: oh that, pete came by today and he was a little sick

Rikk75: i think he had french fries

Fab: why can you smell them

Rikk75: no, i can taiste them

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Well, can't you guys just stick to standard homosexual anal sex instead of getting into all that abuse and S&M shit? Dude's ribs won't heal for a week, and FAB is pissed that he also won't be able to cyber this week.

Have you ever had standard homosexual anal sex with MAX?

IT'S BORING. The dumb fuck just lies there! BOOOOOOOORING!!!!

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!:p

That reminds me of SAM KINISON's old leper whore bit...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!:p

That reminds me of SAM KINISON's old leper whore bit...

???

refresh my memory...I loved Sam, but I don't recall this one...

[Rikk]

Basically, you have to hear it...it won't be funny explaining it. But some guy is fucking a chick, his dick falls out, he grabs the wrong one...

You have to hear it on the album to do it justice. Methinks he won't be performing it live anytime soon. I think it's off his second album.

[academic punk]

you might have a point there...

[Rikk]

I still can't fucking believe he died in such a stupid way. He was so fucking funny. I would have killed to see him live.

[academic punk]

Yeah, the truly bizarre thing was that his death WASN'T EVEN HIS FAULT!!!

I remember when I heard that died, (just like everyone else) I thought, "Wow, wonder if he OD'd or wrapped his car around a tree."

When it was revealed that it was SOMEBODY ELSE who ran into him, it seemed like a joke. Still does.

[Rikk]

Thirteen years, bro. Eleven years since Cobain.

Time goes so fucking quickly...