Pete's Cyber Sex With Fab!!!

[Brett]

Pete's more homosexual than man now. Twisted and gay.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
Pete's more homosexual than man now. Twisted and gay.

Bury your feelings deep down, Brett - they do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Fabulous.

[Warham]

Once you start down the Flabulous path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

[Warham]

The fat thighs cloud everything. Impossible to see, the pussy is.

[bueno bob]

Your father was betrayed and murdered by a young Jedi named Flabulous Shadow - who was a pupil of mine, before she turned to attention whoring...

[MAX]

OMG!!! Fuck, I'm in tears reading that Star Wars stuff. I've seriously busted my gut laughing.

[academic punk]

FAB: I want you to fantasize that MAX is sucking your cock.

pete1172: Who needs to fantasize? He's doing it right now!

[MAX]

AP that's hitting below the belt.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
AP that's hitting below the belt.

I'll say!

[Rikk]

PETE: (sighing) The Webbies. How am I ever going to explain this?

FLAB: Learn about my gunt, PETE.

PETE: Look, I can take you as far as a single orgasm. You can get a transport then to Florida or wherever we meet.

FLAB: You must do what you feel makes you hard, of course.

[Rikk]

FLAB: I find your lack of girth disturbing.

PETE: Enough of this! Gunt, get off me! I can't breathe!

FLAB: As you wish.

PETE: This bickering is pointless. My cock will provide us with
the location of your gunt underneath all that fat by the time my erection is operational. You will then crush my spine with one swift stroke.

[MAX]

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Warham]

Memorable Quotes from
Star Wars (1977)

[a saggy-hootered creature gives Rikk a rough shove]
Flab: [explaining] He doesn't like you.
Rikk: I'm sorry.
Flab: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted drunks. I have the banned sentence on twelve websites!
Rikk: I'll be careful.
Flab: You'll be IM'ed!
Bueno Bob: [intervening] This popular one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you into a mental institution.
[Flab bounces Rikk across the room with her saggy hooters and reveals herself to be a GUNT]
Warham: No GUNTS! No GUNTS!
[In a flash, Flab and it's alien companion Pete are on the floor: a slashed GUNT and a severed hairy-palmed hand respectively.]

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:p

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by pete
There is no point cumbucket.


I have no problem finding woman in real life...

I had no idea you were a chubby-chaser!

You need coolin’, baby, I’m not foolin’,
I’m gonna send you back to schoolin’,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

You’ve been learnin’, baby, I bean learnin’,
All them good times, baby, baby, I’ve been yearnin’,
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

(various mumblings and screechings with cool effects)

You’ve been coolin’, baby, I’ve been droolin’,
All the good times I’ve been misusin’,
Way, way down inside, I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.
Yeah! all right! let’s go!

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

Way down inside, woman,
You need love.

Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man.
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Keep a-coolin’, baby,
Keep a-coolin’, baby.