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FLAB: My cunt is heavily shielded with flabby fat and my ass carries a firepower greater than half the U.S. Army. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale diet. A small one-inch cock should be able to penetrate the outer defense.
PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?
FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic pisshole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the larget uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.
(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)
FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.
BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.
PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.
FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!
PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?
FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic pisshole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the larget uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.
(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)
FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.
BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.
PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.
FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!
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