Star Gunt

[academic punk]

The Gunt For Red October?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Jabba the Gunt?

[Warham]

Actually, it should be Flabba the Gunt.

[academic punk]

"Fourth and long, coach. You wanna go for it or should we just gunt?"

[academic punk]

"Welcome to another episode of Candid Camera! Here's your host, ALAN GUNT!!!"

[academic punk]

"Yes, she's a little dog, a small bitch, but that's to be expected. After all, she is the gunt of the litter."

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
BOB...that was a masterwork!

Thanks I like to play.

[bueno bob]

Tommy Lee Jones, Benicio del Toro, Flabulous Shadow and Pete in:

The Gunted

[bueno bob]

And now, back to Gunt Wars:
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FLAB: You must learn the ways of the Gunt if you're to come with me to spam the Army.

PETE: (laughing and hiccupping) Army? I'm not going to the Army. I've got to go to the bar. It's late, I'm in shitfaced it as it is.

FLAB: I need your help, Pete. My gunt needs your help. I'm getting too fat for this sort of thing.

PETE: I can't get involved! I've got drinking to do! It's not that I like
the Army. I hate it! But there's nothing I can do about it right
now. It's such a long way from here.

FLAB: That's your whiskey talking.

PETE: (sighing) Oh, fuck, my whiskey. How am I ever going to refill
this?

FLAB: Learn about the Gunt, Pete.

[bueno bob]

FLAB: There's nothing you could have done, Pete, had you been there.
You'd have been cybered, too, and your balls would be in the hands of
the Sheep Pen.

PETE: I want to spam the Army with you. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Gunt and become banned like you.

[Warham]

PETE: Guntress, this is an unexpected pleasure. My small cock is honored by your presence.
FLAB: You may dispense with that one one-incher, PETE. I'm here to put your fingers to work.
PETE: I assure you, FLAB. My fingers are working as hard as they can.
FLAB: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
PETE: I tell you, these fingers will get inside your folds as fast as they can.
FLAB: My GUNT does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
PETE: But, it wants the impossible. I need more fingers!
FLAB: Then perhaps you can get some members from the Army to help you.
PETE: You want me to go there and ask?
FLAB: That is correct, Captain Obvious. I am most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
PETE: My fingers shall double their efforts!
FLAB: I hope so, PETE, for your sake. The GUNT is not as forgiving as I am.

[Warham]

From Episode III: Revenge of the Flab

PETE: FLAB, can you hear me?
FLAB: Yes, Little One. My ears are not covered by mounds of fat.
FLAB: Where is RIKK? Is he embarrassed? Has he been banned yet?
PETE: It seems in your anger, you posted the wrong IM's.
FLAB: I...I couldn't have. I made sure they were phony. I faked them myself!
FLAB: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....Arghhhhhhh.....
FLAB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Warham]

From Episode V: The Pen Strikes Back

WARHAM: Lord Bueno, our programs have completed their scan of the every IP at the Army and found no FLAB online. If PETE did post those IM's for her, he'll have gone back to beg for cyber immediately.
BUENO BOB: Alert all Sheep Pen Admins. Calculate every possible way that PETE would try to get in between her folds.
WARHAM (looking blue in the face): Yes, my Lord. We'll find them.
BUENO BOB: Don't fail me again, Warham, or you'll be in the Bathhouse.
WARHAM: Yes, my Lord.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
From Episode V: The Pen Strikes Back

WARHAM: Lord Bueno, our programs have completed their scan of the every IP at the Army and found no FLAB online. If PETE did post those IM's for her, he'll have gone back to beg for cyber immediately.
BUENO BOB: Alert all Sheep Pen Admins. Calculate every possible way that PETE would try to get in between her folds.
WARHAM (looking blue in the face): Yes, my Lord. We'll find them.
BUENO BOB: Don't fail me again, Warham, or you'll be in the Bathhouse.
WARHAM: Yes, my Lord.

SMASHINGLY well done, my friend!

[Warham]

GUNT WARS:

A few hours ago on a forum dedicated to a legendary frontman...

Episode I: The Flabulous Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Drunk
Episode III: Revenge of the Gunt
Episode IV: A New IP
Episode V: The Pen Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Army