The VOTE MARKET

[MAX]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
you look so sexy, said Mr.Rikk.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiikko...........Suaaaave..........

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Tjvhou812, FasterPussycat five stars for both of ya.

Cheers! :bottle:

Where is my five?

[Rikk]

NICK, love the new avatar!

[Nickdfresh]

God punishes the naughty! ALAN the PANTHER is far more forgiving!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Where is my five?

already hit ya w/5 bro

[Redballjets88]

5 plz

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Where is my five?

Are you crazy? :confused: I've given your five months ago! Check it out.

The only one lacking in payments here are Rikk's aliases. COFF 'EM UP!

Cheers, bro! :bottle:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
already hit ya w/5 bro

Thanks dude! I meant PUS SYLICKER!

[Rikk]

FASTERPUSSYCAT: Okay, I lie back on my cot and spread my legs. Mind you, my legs are already spread because I never close them after work. Anyway, I wave the flies away and, after moving my cans of cheese whiz off the dirty bedspread, I invite you to lie on me and kiss my dirty jungle.

RIKK: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.

FASTERPUSSYCAT: I can arrange that. My underarms could use a good kiss!

RIKK: You're fat and ugly.

FASTERPUSSYCAT: And you're...you're...

RIKK: Employed, educated and clean?

FASTERPUSSYCAT: Fuck you!

RIKK: I thought we covered this...no.

FASTERPUSSYCAT: You're just as annoying as your "jackass" friend MEZRO.

RIKK: Go buy ROSEANNE Season One and get a job at the local steel mill with all the other men.

(RIKK leaves. FASTERPUSSYCAT sobs and puts on her old Jeff Foxworthy cassette she bought at the gas station...somehow it always cheers her up.)

[Redballjets88]

so how the hell is everyone?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
The only one lacking in payments here are Rikk's aliases. COFF 'EM UP!

They're coming! I told you, very slowly. I don't want anyone to be sure...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Are you crazy? :confused: I've given your five months ago! Check it out.

The only one lacking in payments here are Rikk's aliases. COFF 'EM UP!

Cheers, bro! :bottle:

Ooops, after reviewing my records, you are correct sir! May ALAN THE PANTHER anoint you with his blessings my friend!

[Redballjets88]

ich leibe alan and his great teachings

[MAX]

Hey Fasterpussytwat,

You are extremely lucky that I gave you my attention once, let alone twice.

I'm listening to "(Oh) Pretty Woman" as I type this and doin' a full Dave gig to a tee in my mirror. My mind is elsewhere but I swear, you have no clue.

My strut is for real Roth wimmin' and not boring phonies that have nothing to say and let alone worship Spam.

Don't make me destroy you.

[tjvhou812]

alan the panther owes me 5 stars