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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
FASTERPUSSYCAT: Okay, I lie back on my cot and spread my legs. Mind you, my legs are already spread because I never close them after work. Anyway, I wave the flies away and, after moving my cans of cheese whiz off the dirty bedspread, I invite you to lie on me and kiss my dirty jungle.
RIKK: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
FASTERPUSSYCAT: I can arrange that. My underarms could use a good kiss!
RIKK: You're fat and ugly.
FASTERPUSSYCAT: And you're...you're...
RIKK: Employed, educated and clean?
FASTERPUSSYCAT: Fuck you!
RIKK: I thought we covered this...no.
FASTERPUSSYCAT: You're just as annoying as your "jackass" friend MEZRO.
RIKK: Go buy ROSEANNE Season One and get a job at the local steel mill with all the other men.
(RIKK leaves. FASTERPUSSYCAT sobs and puts on her old Jeff Foxworthy cassette she bought at the gas station...somehow it always cheers her up.)
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker The only one lacking in payments here are Rikk's aliases. COFF 'EM UP!
They're coming! I told you, very slowly. I don't want anyone to be sure...
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
You are extremely lucky that I gave you my attention once, let alone twice.
I'm listening to "(Oh) Pretty Woman" as I type this and doin' a full Dave gig to a tee in my mirror. My mind is elsewhere but I swear, you have no clue.
My strut is for real Roth wimmin' and not boring phonies that have nothing to say and let alone worship Spam.
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