ever hit a friggin' animal with your car?

[rustoffa]

The worst is when it's insult to injury in the middle of nowhere.

This really big DOE jumped out in front of my truck last fall, in the middle of nowhere. There it is, and your radiator is crushed. I was just immediately ultra-pissed, and went back down the road a few feet to convey my sentiments. Right after like the second or third kick to the carcass, I notice a few slow-approaching cars. It's like these roadkill vulture fuckers that probably bait the ditches. "Hey maan, you don't want that do ya?"

They were bleeding it out seconds later while I fumed.

[OULUVROTH2]

VEGAN'S SOUNDS LIKE A HAGAR THING!!

[diamondsgirl]

Re: TRY A POSSUM

Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
YOU NEVER STOP HEARING THAT THUMPING SOUND AS IT PASSES UNDER YOUR CAR!!! YEAH..PRETTY F'D UP!

it is f'd up.

make it stop....

[Hardrock69]

I almost hit a dog the other day....thank god I didn't...and there have been a few times I have rescued kitties from traffic....

I drive about 10 miles on 2-lane blacktop when I go into town, and all along the way are all manner of wildlife.

I have come close to hitting a deer on several occasions. nailed a squirrel last week.

Usually it is someone else's job to mow down dogs and cats, as I see them occasionally by the side of the road....never fails to bum me out....any aminul, but expeshully doggees and kats....kus dey wuz somebody's best friend mos' likely...

MEAT!!! GIMME MEAT!!!
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I did NOT claw my fucking way up to the top of the food chain in order to eat wheat germ and green beans...

[UGS]

Originally posted by Cathedral

but i am not going to try and avoid an animal at the risk of hitting something much worse.
I see news reports of people dodging dogs and shit only to get killed when they slam a tree.

Sorry Fido, that's the policy.............

For sure. Chimpmunk. . . or me and my passengers. Tough choice eh?

That said, I ruined a chipmunk last year, and a big ugly 6 foot snake.

[diamondsgirl]

When we go on road trips we play a road kill game called "Guess that Mess".

some shit is unidentifiable :confused:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
This racoon just waddled right in front of my car and that was it.

Lights out.

A baby deer ran into the side of my car a few years back...I hated that

I hope I NEVER piss you off while you're behind the wheel. :eek:

[Matt White]

A couple of summers back My younger Bro and I were traveling down a cuntry road....

A fawn ran out in front of us....

and proceeded to run straight down the middle of the road......

It then turned and ran across the road & jumped the ditch....

Only to get stuck in a fence...

My Bro freed the fawn....

He's killed so many deer, I told him he owed that fawn!

[MAX]

I know road pizzas are inevidable but any time I've ever witnessed a dog get hit, I fucking lose it and cry.

[Matt White]

Yeah, a dog getting hit SUCKS!!!

A cat too!

Somebody losin' a pet is sad.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I know road pizzas are inevidable but any time I've ever witnessed a dog get hit, I fucking lose it and cry.

you're the sweetest

...you must shit sugar...

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you're the sweetest

...you must shit sugar...

I get a sense of Deja Vu....I could swear I've seen that somewhere before? :confused:

Must have been two other people?

[Redballjets88]

my uncle ran through a ditch and ran over a mexican...he was alright and for pennants they gave him some beer

[MAX]

I don't get it and this time I truly mean it? WTF? :confused:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
I've hit:

And NEVER a CAT!!! Thankfully!

Hit a cat once but I was only going 3 mph in the middle of a friggin' blizzard and there was four feet of snow already on the ground. Kitty was either dumber than dirt or suicidal. Nonetheless, there was a thud. Kitty did cartwheels and shit. I got out to check but the kitty ran off. So, either it went to a better place or learned a lesson, dunno? Still sucked though but didn't hurt my car.