Sexual Harrasment Standoff Thread! (18+ only)

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  • kentuckyklira
    Veteran
    • Sep 2004
    • 1776
    #16
    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Now you are probably wondering:

    "What can insult a popular good looking girl, so I would diserve slapping"?...
    You don´t by any chance have a cute teenage daughter?
    http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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      • blonddgirl777
        ROCKSTAR

        • Mar 2005
        • 5805
        #17
        Originally posted by kentuckyklira
        You don´t by any chance have a cute teenage daughter?
        Yes, but she is not into freaky elderlies from Kentucky... Michael!

        Last edited by blonddgirl777; 06-07-2005, 08:13 PM.
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
        Originally posted by VanHalener
        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
        Originally posted by FORD
        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • blonddgirl777
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2005
            • 5805
            #18
            Originally posted by The Scatologist
            What about this? I saw it on Blue Collar TV.


            Is that top felt?

            no?

            Would you like it to BE felt?
            This is just a funny joke!!!
            L.O.L.
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
            Originally posted by VanHalener
            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
            Originally posted by FORD
            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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              • blonddgirl777
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2005
                • 5805
                #19
                Originally posted by Golden AWe
                "EAT SHIT YOU WHORE"
                As you wish... client!
                I'll blow you right after...

                $$$$$

                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                Originally posted by VanHalener
                ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                Originally posted by FORD
                ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • tjvhou812
                    Full Member Status

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 4216
                    #20
                    ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
                    and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...

                    if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then
                    Originally posted by RIKK

                    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5805
                        #21
                        Originally posted by tjvhou812
                        ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
                        and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...

                        if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then
                        No.. I think its YOUR BALLS!!!
                        Huhh... on second thought, IT IS my feet...

                        I've been dancing all night,
                        What's YOUR excuse?

                        :p
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                          • tjvhou812
                            Full Member Status

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4216
                            #22
                            Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                            No.. I think its YOUR BALLS!!!
                            Huhh... on second thought, IT IS my feet...

                            I've been dancing all night,
                            What's YOUR excuse?

                            :p
                            my balls was on your chin
                            Originally posted by RIKK

                            Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                              • Dr. Love
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7833
                                #23
                                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                                my balls was on your chin
                                LOL!
                                I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                  • Dr. Love
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 7833
                                    #24
                                    Re: Sexual Harrasment Standoff Thread! (18+ only)

                                    Originally posted by The Scatologist
                                    The kind that will make every female in your vicinity turn around and slap you!

                                    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?


                                    Slap the bitch!
                                    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                      • The Scatologist
                                        Sniper
                                        • Jan 2005
                                        • 932
                                        #25
                                        LOL
                                        The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

                                        -TheSmokingGun.com

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                                          • BenJammin
                                            Foot Soldier
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 533
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by tjvhou812
                                            ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
                                            and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...

                                            if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then
                                            Funniest quote on this thread so far! (your timing better be perfect though if you use that one).


                                            Flesh or plastic?
                                            "Money can't buy poverty." -Marty Feldman

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                                              • blonddgirl777
                                                ROCKSTAR

                                                • Mar 2005
                                                • 5805
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                                                my balls was on your chin
                                                Ho then, sorry for slapping them...
                                                I thought I felt a fly!!!

                                                :p
                                                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                Originally posted by FORD
                                                ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                                  • blonddgirl777
                                                    ROCKSTAR

                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 5805
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Re: Sexual Harrasment Standoff Thread! (18+ only)

                                                    Originally posted by Dr. Love
                                                    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?


                                                    Slap the bitch!
                                                    Is that supposed to be SEXUAL harassment?

                                                    O.K. then;

                                                    "What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?"

                                                    You throw it in the dumpster along with the dick that was too cheap to buy you a good one!

                                                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                    Originally posted by FORD
                                                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                                      • Dr. Love
                                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 7833
                                                        #29
                                                        If I told those jokes at work in mixed company, I'd be out the door in a snap for sexual harassment.

                                                        No doubt in my mind.

                                                        PS - My joke is funnier.
                                                        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                                        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                                          • blonddgirl777
                                                            ROCKSTAR

                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 5805
                                                            #30
                                                            "PS - My joke is funnier."

                                                            It is a good thing that you find yourself funny...

                                                            Have you ever considered stand up?
                                                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                            Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                            Originally posted by FORD
                                                            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

                                                              Comment

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