Star Trek: The Return Of The Ahstray!

**Fabulous Peter** · 06-07-2005, 02:06 AM

ALL RIGHT DUDE - YOU SUCK - I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

YOU AND HOLLYWOOD.

YOU BOTH SUCK.

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:06 AM

"Cap'n! I dinna b'lieve whit we ar' seein' up here!"
"Scotty...we are seeing it down here too"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:07 AM

"Spock..where is this transmission coming from?"
"It appears to be a vision of Larg"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:07 AM

"The alien transmission's affecting me, Captain..."
"Be strong...remember the Mud.."

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:08 AM

"Yooooo Cummmmm...or we fuck your ass with this hollow tube until you worship Alan The Panther"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:08 AM

"Their mud is quite obviously yellow. It is highly illogical"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:08 AM

"These may help. I got them out of
a box of Cracker Jacks."

**Fabulous Peter** · 06-07-2005, 02:08 AM

HARDROCK 69 IS A DUMB FUCK WHO LIVES IN THE STYX.

FUCK YOU HR.

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:09 AM

"The Captain would look sexy in this robe. Hmmm..this man's cock is firm. Interesting..."

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:09 AM

"Spock is staring at my ass..but WHY?"
"Captain..BEHOLD the Lights Of Larg!"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:10 AM

"Wooow...far out and groovy Mr. Spock!"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:10 AM

"I am Larg. You will eat the peanuts with motor oil"
"Larg...you will calculate the value of Paris Hilton's ass"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:11 AM

"ERROR!!!! ERROR!!! MUST EAT KRACKERS!!!!
"Captain, your usual brand of bullshit seems to be working."

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:11 AM

"Captain, the people of this planet must know Alan The True Panther."
"They must drive, Mr. Spock. The Chevy will lead them to Larg"

**Hardrock69** · 06-07-2005, 02:12 AM

"I can feel the blessedness of Larg. That machine was just an imposter. I will have to wear that robe again tonight for my date with Mr. Spock"

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