mr. badguy?

[baaadbobby]

you know one time i was fucking max's mom in the ass and the bitch starts telling me about her useless son, mid stroke. then she starts screaming "take out of my ass and stick it in my mouth"

i say "fuck biggie smalls yous one nasty bitch!" and she says "i'm not nasty it's just i miss my son and the taste of shit in my mouth reminds me of him"

then she got on her kness and started suckin.

what a two bit whore.

[Jesterstar]

Fuck I would have smacked her after the first Bit...............Then asked her to take out her dentures.

[frenzy1971]

Originally posted by baaadbobby


then she got on her kness and started suckin.

what a two bit whore.

Like mother like son, except this mentally broke fucko wouldn't rate 1 bit.
Where's the you ain't got game, you ain't bad, you ain't nothin faggotry I'm expecting from you? C'mon bitch tell us how big and bad you are in get in a big ole huff and threaten to kick our asses.
You're probably a fourteen your old virgin high school drop out who likes to re-wire and solder tandy and apple2 computers together to make homeade 8 bit porno computer games because you will never touch a real woman, and if you did, she'd be the kind of nasty bitch dogs cross the street to avoid.
You fucking pathetic loser. Keep talking and soon god will send us the pink slip on your worthless ass, because you are owned, utterly and completely, like when you lie awake with the blood seeping out of your rectum and the fresh cum dribbles from your bottom lip as you cry from your pallet in the middle of the night, in the dark, used, abused and utterly alone.
Hack.

[flappo]

oh blimey

[superdave]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
If any of you fucks fuck with Bobby you fuck with JESTERSTAR.

First off I've already wiped the floor with most of you fucks already. Shit the owning I handed out to you depressed fags was bad enough. If bobby and I worked together this site would shut down because losers would be sipping on Prozac milkshakes from the overly healthy dose of reality we would make you sip on. OWNED.

What a fucking lame ass threat -- you two are a pair, huh? As in a pair of practicing analingus lovers?

[frenzy1971]

Wow, I am absolutely thuderstruck and awe with from that clever and witty retort. Are you a member of MENSA? Oh wait, I meant NAMBLA.

You pathetic jerks can just keep coming and getting owned one by one like the three little pigs except that here motherfucker we have all the bricks and they are going to get dropped one by one on each pathetic asshole like you who thinks they are internet tough guys because they have some intelligence. I'm still waiting for those that actually have the intelligence. So far it's just fanboy huffiness.

Do you dance to panama in your ballet slippers macho guy?

[MAX]

Originally posted by frenzy1971
blah, blah, blah, blah and fucking blah......

OWNED.

Do you seriously think I'm going to waste thirty seconds of my life reading your drivel you pathetic nitwit?

Do us all a favor you unwitty and unfunny cunt, the next time you take a bath be sure to bring in a plugged in toaster.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Max I knew you were lame but..........Seriously Mom jokes??? That's even super ultra mega lame for you. Besides your Moms got one big titty and one small titty and they call that bitch Biggie Smalls........OWNED.

uhuhuhuhuhhuh



Thank you!!! I'm extremely refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little fuck monkey. Run out of stamps yet, dipshit?

[superdave]

Originally posted by frenzy1971
Wow, I am absolutely thuderstruck and awe with from that clever and witty retort. Are you a member of MENSA? Oh wait, I meant NAMBLA.

You pathetic jerks can just keep coming and getting owned one by one like the three little pigs except that here motherfucker we have all the bricks and they are going to get dropped one by one on each pathetic asshole like you who thinks they are internet tough guys because they have some intelligence. I'm still waiting for those that actually have the intelligence. So far it's just fanboy huffiness.

Do you dance to panama in your ballet slippers macho guy?

Wow--being threatened by some gay ass fuck who has a midget in his avatar--drop your bricks all you want, I will still be standing after you are done, toilet sludge

[MAX]

Originally posted by superdave
Wow--being threatened by some gay ass fuck who has a midget in his avatar--drop your bricks all you want, I will still be standing after you are done, toilet sludge

Niiiice.

You just earned my vote.

Jizzy and his new boyfriend remind me of the kids I used to bully when I was a kid. All talk and no game when it comes to fist to cuffs. That's why the dipshits go on and on rambling nothing. No verbal skills and pussies in life. Must have sucked being beaten as much as they have been whilst growing up.

[franksters]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Thank you Frenzy1971 for owning that one for me.

That's right. I'm so bored owning most of you I've contracted owners to own you for me while i file my nails and sip margareita's.

sip margarita in cabo with spammy?

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by baaadbobby
i ever tell ya bout the time i fucked yous mom?

Dude, that was so hardcore. You are so hardcore. You are the most hardcore person I know. Instead of fucking attractive, young, well-built women, you actually go after people's mothers, who are more than likely in their 50's and up, and probably saggy and old-looking and way beyond their prime. That's hardcore man.

It's almost as hardcore as the savage drunken beatings you get from your gay father, almost as hardcore as the loads of coke your mother does because she can't deal with your faggot ass. It is almost as hardcore as the sick smell of your rotting, forgotten ass, which you refuse to wipe, so that you lick your own shit off your father's penis. Almost.

[frenzy1971]

Wow I am impressed. You guys must have gotten together after the big D&D game and dicussed strategy.

I'm not going to read your post so I win, that's like claiming you won a fight by talking your way out of it, like winning a race by staying at the start line. Like being a straight guy who couldn't get a woman with a bottle of everclear and 300 sheets of flypaper on the ground. blahblahblah fuck you.

Fisticuffs? bitch plueeese. Get on your big wheel and go home, mommys got some cookies baking. What part of typing inflammitory words to someone in another state on the fucking internet do you consider anything near a real confrontation, or is it that in your private hell of a life posting your gay ass tough guy bullshit is the only human interaction you get? The only time you'll have emotions from another living person directed to you? Do they ingnore you at work, if you work? Do you cry when you masturbate at least half of the 14 times a day? Even after you switch back to the mags with women in them.

No wonder I stayed away from here, this is like an architect walking into a room full of kids building shit out of lincoln logs.

Your shit is weak, tired and probably cut and pasted from a flame site.
WIth the kind of shit you pitiable fools offer wound't be considered worthy of posting in the Tiger Beat forums you pussies belong at.

They'd probably have sexy pictures of DLR for your mastabatory pleasure later.

Tools.

Oh, and Sammy Hagar was the best fucking thing that EVER happened to Van Halen.

Fags.

[flappo]

at least he had hair

oh darn

[Mr Badguy]

C`mon lads.

Why don`t we all admit that we`re fags and stop all this fighting.

Oooh Ducky, you`re soooo owned.