The worst thing you have ever said to another person

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
What is the worst thing you have ever said to another human being?

A couple of weeks ago I went to see Yngwie Malmsteen in Manchester, and there was this Big Issue seller outside (remember Big Issue=homeless person). And I could hear him saying to everyone "Put a smile on a homeless person's face", meaning, "Buy a Big Issue". So, I thought "I'll tell a joke, be sarcastic with the guy". So, he comes up to me...

HOMELESS GUY: "Could you put a smile on a homeless person's face?"

ME: "Yea, of course I can. Knock, knock"

Fuck! He hasn't got a door for me to knock on.

His face looked like this-

harsh but true.

it seems the sellers' whole life depends on sing in the streets about a magazine, which is what happens in Huddersfield.

you Americans are lucky you don't live in the bizzaro world of England.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

So true.

[academic punk]

"Shaun, progressive rock sucks.."

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by academic punk
"Shaun, progressive rock sucks.."

Is that a fact?

...how very interesting

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Is that a fact?

...how very interesting

Not really. (The interesting part. It is, howveer, a fact that progressive rock blows. Ask anybody.)

[Carmine]

Re: The worst thing you have ever said to another person

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
What is the worst thing you have ever said to another human being?

"Hi, I'm CARMINE...you wanna F..."


...ree sample of this cake?


What were YOU thinking I said?:D

[Ozzy Fudd]

So you like Our Band ,
do you F%*K as good as you look.

What a Swelled Head i had back then..Man oh man

[canadiandlrgirl]

Re: Re: The worst thing you have ever said to another person

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
"Hi, I'm CARMINE...you wanna F..."


...ree sample of this cake?


What were YOU thinking I said?:D

:p :p

[Jano]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
"Wooaaarrrgh!! Now get your fuckin' fingers outta your assholes, you crappy bunch of morons, the fuckin' ligths are fuckin' GREEEEEEEEN AAAAARRRRGH!!!"
Not long ago, I was almost late for a meeting. All my windows, including the wide sunroof, were open... What a relief!

A madman will come out almost every time I drive.

You must be french!

[tjvhou812]

too many things

[canadiandlrgirl]

i have too many things to list...

most of them are aimed at my b/f or ex husband:D :D

[Jano]

I asked a girl to call a Cab for her way back home after a good fuck with her in my place!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by academic punk
Not really. (The interesting part. It is, howveer, a fact that progressive rock blows. Ask anybody.)

Ask me.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Ask me.

I'd rather not. I fear the response of an avowed ELP fan...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

:D

I ain't gonna argue anyway, so you're safe.

Bike.