The Official Rotharmy Injury Report sponsored by Maximus

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
I belive I'm nursing a broken heart.

My girlfriend and I broke up (AGAIN) this past week.

It's weird: we pissed each other off often enough where you should just feel fine, and I *know* that I don't want to get back together, but after a weekend of not being around each other, I'm sitting here, and everything seems just that little bit blanker.

Fuck.

Awwwww....sweetie...

Time will heal your heart, I promise.

[Katydid]

I cleared off the roadbank by the old road behind the house. Had a lot of saw brier scratches. And here a week later break out here and there with poison oak or poison ivy.

[fryingdutchman]

I'm having back spasms since I had to do TWO FUCKING COATS of sealer on my driveway.

55 gallons of that SHIT to throw around in 5 gallon pails...and then hunching the fuck over for 6 hours to spread it out.

I need muscle relaxers.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
I'm having back spasms since I had to do TWO FUCKING COATS of sealer on my driveway.

55 gallons of that SHIT to throw around in 5 gallon pails...and then hunching the fuck over for 6 hours to spread it out.

I need muscle relaxers.

I hurt my back too..


rollerblading and went very fast over a good size bump, never even saw it coming

at least I stayed on my feet :D

[diamondsgirl]

Re: The Official Rotharmy Injury Report sponsored by Maximus

Originally posted by MAX
. Just like a team's sports page. :D So share your paper cuts, menstrual cramps... .

I got both of those too

[Golden AWe]

this will heal your wounds...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23043

[blonddgirl777]

Smoking too much Canabis (on a rergular basis), in my 20's has fucked up my sleeping pattern.

Since I refuse to go on sleeping pills...
I haven't slept more than a 5 hour night in about 10 years!!!

I still function normally but sometimes, I feel like taking a nap in the middle of the after-noon (most of the time, it's impossible).

Eaven if I don't smoke anymore, I'm afraid I will never sleep more than 5 hours a night again!

[guwapo_rocker]

Keep this going, we might need it Friday night.

I hope not.:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
I haven't had an erection since late 1986.

Right around the time they outlawed public sex with turtles:D


damn fascists

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I have a pilonidal cyst.

It hurts like shit, it flared up on Monday and on Tuesday I had to go to my Dr. and get it lanced and drained.

DLR7884
It fucking sucks.

Sharing has it's limits



...or at least it should

[scottydabodi]

I was bangin this dame, and she was on top, and m'dick slipped out just as she came down, and it bent my dick all CRAZY-LIKE... that hurt like a mothafucka!!

OWW!!!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Right around the time they outlawed public sex with turtles:D

Alas, the truth hurts...

I hate you, Ronald Reagan!

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
I hate you, Ronald Reagan!

Eh, shaaadup ya fuckin' liberal pussy.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Eh, shaaadup ya fuckin' liberal pussy.

Star Wars Iran Contra Arms Escalation Nicaragua Panama Corruption Uneducated Idiot Max?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Star Wars Iran Contra Arms Escalation Nicaragua Panama Corruption Uneducated Idiot Max?

This is stupid cos I could list a thousand pros the man did and it wouldn't change what you think so why insult me? Seriously, enough.