The Official Rotharmy Injury Report sponsored by Maximus

[MAX]

Since I'm the resident injury masta from either fuckin' around, being a klutz or playin' a bit too hard I thought we could all both share our pain and lick our collective wounds together. Just like a team's sports page. :D So share your paper cuts, menstrual cramps, constipation, blood from flossing your teeth for the first time in over a decade or the stitches from getting your ass kicked the night prior in heeya. Anything and whateva could make for grate reading cos we're all crazy fuckers who like to laugh at the expense of someone else's suffering. lol Also, old injury stories are also welcome. I have plenty and will share all.

Anyhoo, I'll get the pain started.....

Yesterday I smacked my shin so fucking hard into the trailer hitch behind my Suburban it left a huge black and blue goose egg and welt. Very gross and disgusting but yet another battlescar and cool nonetheless.

Today I was weed-wackin' the borders around the property line next to my fucking worthless neighbors. I was all good to go with my protective eyewear and shit. Howeva, a fucking pebble flew a couple hundred miles an hour smack dab into my cheek. Didn't break the skin but there was bleeding underneath. Now I have a spot on my beloved mug that makes me look like "John-Boy" from The Walton's. lol.

All of this after the busted ribs fiasco. lol.

[SweetSecrets]

Re: The Official Rotharmy Injury Report sponsored by Maximus

Originally posted by MAX
Now I have a spot on my beloved mug that makes me look like "John-Boy" from The Walton's. lol.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What a perfect visual! LOL!

I hope your "John-Boy" cheek heals nicely.

[academic punk]

I haven't had an erection since late 1986.

[Ally_Kat]

something's up with my one leg cuz after runningaroudn everywhere at work yesterday, I can barely walk.

[Golden AWe]

Today I woke up around 2 PM after drinking heavily last night...a grrrl I know asked me to join her for a few beers on the sunny terrace...

I had to go, even if I felt a bit sick, I told her "15 minutes and I'll be there", so I washed my teeth and took a shower, and got there...

The best comment that can be said to me was "you look like a rockstar"

Well, I did burn my skin in the sun...

Also, my brains started to melt when another beautiful grrrl joined us...they started talking about rubbing nipples before topless sunbathing...I felt sick, I felt "this is too much for my innocent little mind, beautiful grrrls and the beautiful, hot weather..."

[DLR7884]

I have a pilonidal cyst.

It hurts like shit, it flared up on Monday and on Tuesday I had to go to my Dr. and get it lanced and drained.

DLR7884
It fucking sucks.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I have a pilonidal cyst.

What the hell is that? It sounds like exotic birds in Singapore when they're in formation or something...

[DLR7884]

Pilonidal Cyst

DLR7884
Enjoy!

[academic punk]

Ah. So you had a pain in the ass, huh?

Why not go for total excision?

[DLR7884]

The problem is that when it flares up, it tends to get infected. My doctor won't operate until the cyst has been dormant for a while.

In the summer time, I tend to sweat quite a bit from running, doing yardwork, etc.....the sweat causes it to flare up.

So, the plan is to get it excised in the fall.

DLR7884
I can't wait to get this fucker out!

[The Scatologist]

Well, I was running into a wall for fun, then some topless total babe appeared out of nowhere and then I ran into the wall with a boner!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
I haven't had an erection since late 1986.

LMAO that's gotta suck:p

[diamondsgirl]

A bug flew in my eye last week.

It was pretty nasty because I couldn't get it out and it broke into peices. I got it all out and flushed my eye but it was red and irritated for days.

[thome]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Well, I was running into a wall for fun, then some topless total babe appeared out of nowhere and then I ran into the wall with a boner!

dont drop that sh$t dont smoke that dont touch that sh%^t
YOULL BLOW THE WHOLE HOUSE UP!

[academic punk]

I belive I'm nursing a broken heart.

My girlfriend and I broke up (AGAIN) this past week.

It's weird: we pissed each other off often enough where you should just feel fine, and I *know* that I don't want to get back together, but after a weekend of not being around each other, I'm sitting here, and everything seems just that little bit blanker.

Fuck.