Funniest username

[diamond den™]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Cleaning out my computer I found a post I put up a couple of years ago here. lou had put up some of the more unusual user names, so I made a list. See if you find yourself...

Lou, your thread got me curious.

So I went thru the 295 pages of members to get the most interesting
names. Interesting to note that better than one third or more of the user names have no posts. And also, How many variations of some "popular" poster names have registered, So as to look like the original name for posts.....

SO HERE THEY ARE.....

CELEBRITIES.....

Elvis (all 9 of 'em)
Cher
elvira
Slash
George Clinton
Phil spector
Stevie Nicks (peace & love for all!)
Ozzy Ozbourne
Bart Walsh
Wavvy Gravy
Bob Zimmerman
Brian Wilson
Andy Kaufman
Doug&Bob Mackenzie
Colonel Parker(Where Elvis goes...)
David Coverdale
Elton John
Tom Petty
Ray Daniels (OK, so not so famous)
Pat Robertson
OJ Simson
Nikki Stixx
Silent Bob
Michael Jackson(This isnt a boy band site, WTF)
Syd Barrett
Elwood Blues(No jake?)
Les Paul (probably in Gear Street right now...)
Kip Winger
Tom Brokaw
Tony bennett
Judge Judy
Johnny Cash (Who might THAT be?)
Johnny Rotten(Take that Irish Punk!)
Jenna Jameson
James Marshall Hendrix(Three times)
Iggy Pop
Howard Stern
Tiger Williams

Fictitious Characters......

Dr Bob Hartley
Dr Johnny Fever
Drill Sargent Hartman
Hannibal Lecter
Jimmy Walker
Joe Dirt
Spiderman
Richie Rich
Rosco P.Coltrane
Josey Wales
Kermit The Frog
"MANGO"
Mighty Mouse
Peter Pan
Moby Dick
Norman Bates
MR Tibbs
Mr Magoo
Frankenstein
Doc Holiday
Bruce Wayne
Batman
Ace Ventura
Barney Rubble
Tony Clifton
Betty Boop
Clark Griswold
Doctor Detroit
Don Corleone
Tarzan
Walker Texas Ranger

BAND NAMES......

Beatles
Antrax
Foghat
Frehleys Comet
Pantera
Red Ball Jets
Genesis

ANIMALS........

Coyote
Hammer Head Shark
Monkey

BODY PARTS......

Howard Sterns Penis
EVHs Cock
DLRs Cock
Eds Tongue
EDs middle Finger

MOTOR VEHICLES........

Yugo
Chevelle
Edsel
Harley

FOOD & BEVERAGE......

Fried Chicken
Coffee
Biscuit
Jack Daniels

HISTORICAL FIGURES.......

Albert Einstein

RESTAURANTS/SPORTS ARENAS.......

Chuckie Cheese
Hollywood Sportatorium

SPACE LAUNCHES.......

Apollo 13

INDIANS........

Big Chief Eagle

DATES.......

Aug-6
Aug-26

VARIATIONS ON DLRs FULL NAME..........

Bobby Lee Roth
Damian Lee Roth
Jimmy Lee Roth
Magnum Lee Roth
Mike Lee Roth
Tony Lee Roth
Weeksy Lee Roth

TOOLS.......

Crowbar

THESE ARE SOME OF THE MORE FUNNY THAT CAUGHT MY EYE.......

"Runnin with the produce"
"Gray duct tape"
"All soup_ No fish"
"kitty Bitch"
"Mad frog"
"Eat a Booger"
"Dusty Doodle"
"Aluminum Catfish"
"Pudweiser"
"Fondles the Clown"

And my two personal favorites......

"shutafuh Cup"
and
"ian saine

And last but not least (in some peoples book)

Brett A Norton

I purposely left out what Lou had posted, All the variations
on the Van Halen name, And all of Hitches® stuff, because
I spent enough time on this.......

I was Brian Wilson and Stevie Nicks

[DLR'sCock]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Oh behave, Cock. You're never going to forgive me for making fun of your username, are you?

I'll try to get over it....

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by DLR'sCock


But I just thought it was kinda funny, the mighty DLR's dinger and the thousands of women it has conquered, the stories it could tell....the places it has been, the mounds and mounds of beautiful pussy it has seen up close...

I don't think it's homoerotic at all - I think it's the hottest screen name ever invented! For all the reasons above. There are most likely a bunch of ladies here who agree with me!!!!!

SS

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Cleaning out my computer I found a post I put up a couple of years ago here. lou had put up some of the more unusual user names, so I made a list. See if you find yourself...

Johnny Cash (Who might THAT be?)

[Osama Bin Laden]

Don't I count as a celebrity? Just because Little Satan Bush has forgotten about me doesn't mean you have to.

[naturochem]

Some of my favorite frequent poster names include:

EAT MY ASSHOLE
DEMON CUNT
Imapus Sylicker {wins the prize..}
DLR'sCock

There are also the more obscure:

Valerie's Cunt
hideyoursheep
FasterPussyFart

What's your favorite?
Any good one's I've missed??

[LoungeMachine]

clownsauce

[Diamondjimi]

Flash Bastard !

(R.I.P.)

[Warham]

My favorite is...

DoucheMachine...

Uh, I mean, LoungeMachine.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

necropost!

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Flash Bastard !

(R.I.P.)

Agree,One Great Person.R.I.P.

[naturochem]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
necropost!

..any relation to cadaverfucker??

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by naturochem
..any relation to cadaverfucker??

Whooooooosh.

That's the sound of my post going directly over your head.

[naturochem]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Whooooooosh.

That's the sound of my post going directly over your head.

guaagahh!! ..that's the sound of my cock hitting the back of your throat...

My error...I figured you & CADAVERFUCKER were probably acquainted...