Hey Bob.

[LoungeMachine]

Aren't they all wearing Aucoin's suits on Dressed to Kill?

[ hence the lousy fittings ]

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk



All of these quips and flicks at Jizzy

Who?

You mean the "2 fingers of doom"?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Who?

You mean the "2 fingers of doom"?

Close, but I was referring to "the fist of anal destruction".

[Rikk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Aren't they all wearing Aucoin's suits on Dressed to Kill?

[ hence the lousy fittings ]

I believe so. If you look at Gene's suit especially, the dress pants look like a scuba suit two sizes too small.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Close, but I was referring to "the fist of anal destruction".

ahh,

I was referring to his shredding guitar abilities

you were referencing his shredding of his santorum buddies

[Bill Lumbergh]

Up for more, Kiss noob's? The concept album "Music from the Elder was actually about our own Rikk. You see, Rikk was having an intimate relationship with Elder producer Bob Ezrin........who then passed Rikk around the recording studio for inspiration. Gene's "I" was written after he blasted a gigantic load all over Rikks face, which Rikk lapped up like a puppy. You see Gene had been unable to get it up after the failure of the album "Unmasked". Gene's ego became bloated again, which inspired the tune about believing in yourself. The Paul tune"Admire my hairy chest, fag boy" was retitled "Just a Boy" , after Paul discovered Rikk's fascination with Bugs Bunny cartoons. "The Oath" was written after making Rikk swear he would never tell about his studio experiences with the band. Ace Frehley(who was totally straight........sexually anyway!) wrote "Dark Light" in protest over all the seriously sick shit going on. He wasnt in the studio most of the time, as he mailed in most of his contributions. "Escape from the Island" dealt with Rikk's escape from the studio(sore ass and all) after being offered a chance to "work" with Ezrins old buddy Alice Cooper. After all, Gene's 2 inch cock is one thing, but those giant Boa constrictors.........

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Not really, they've already put the offer of a contract up on the table, so I'd be guaranteed at least five years, at that point I can renegotiate. If they let me go earlier than that, I'd still be due for the five years legally, which of course they'd have to pay me for early termination. We just have to sit down and iron out the details.

And I haven't committed yet, I've had several headhunters approach me lately with offers. I currently have four on the table that I'm sorting through. My first meeting is tomorrow and we'll just see who wants me the worst.

Sounds good, Bb. Congratulations. keep us posted.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ahh,

I was referring to his shredding guitar abilities

you were referencing his shredding of his santorum buddies

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!

[bueno bob]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Bob.

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm about two years away from having my own company. How's that feel sonny. It's already a million dollar company and it's going to be in my hands soon. OWNED. Thanks for playing.

That's grate, actually. I'll let you know when I believe it. I think that'll be...about five minutes after I believe you're a webmaster. Or straight, for that matter. Keep your eyes sharp, I'll start a thread about it as soon as it happens, sport.

[LoungeMachine]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Bob.

Originally posted by bueno bob
That's grate, actually. I'll let you know when I believe it. I think that'll be...about five minutes after I believe you're a webmaster. Or straight, for that matter. Keep your eyes sharp, I'll start a thread about it as soon as it happens, sport.

Hey, when he takes control of his new company............












I'll Throw Him a BBQ

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Bob did you get less sex because your wife was ashamed of what a failure you had become.

Actually, you should phrase that as a question, I think. You appear to be asking me that, yet...no question mark - rather, a period, inferring that you mean it as a sentence. Odd choice of grammar. Hopefully your eleventy billion dollar company will be able to provide you with a proof-reader for any correspondence you may have to either write or respond to.

Or perhaps they'll provide you with a seventh grade education in english and composition?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
And don't even ask NICK what he did for his half of the $20...

I had to bang SHANNON TWEED while GENE took some other 'pictures.'

[bueno bob]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey Bob.

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey, when he takes control of his new company............












I'll Throw Him a BBQ

Ha!

I doubt he'll attend, unless it's barbequed cock...because, as we all well know...


JESTERSTAR HUNGERS FOR COCK!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I had to bang SHANNON TWEED while GENE took some other 'pictures.'

What a damn shame! Here you are, yelling at me about Padme, and all the time you're off banging Shannon Tweed? I always knew you and the Council were full of shit!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
Sounds good, Bb. Congratulations. keep us posted.

Thanks, man! Just further proof that everybody loves me and nobody can live without me And I mean EVERYBODY...else, why would Jester start a thread about me?

Honestly, I'm almost flattered by all the attention!