Today I wanted to bang...

[Dave's PA Rental]

I was going to post that pic of 'no gaydar girl' from SNL, but I thought it was too small and noone would get it...

I regret typing 'gaydar' into Google image search...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental


I regret typing 'gaydar' into Google image search...

LOL!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
we'd have uber blonde babies. that would be adorable

Together we can make anything happen!!!

Our dreams shall become reality!!!

PEACE

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Of all the pictures I've seen of Golden AWe, I would say he is a cutie.

and I agree!

he's AWesome!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Golden AWe

cutest baby picture ever

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
we'd have uber blonde babies. that would be adorable

Hmmpf ...

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Hmmpf ...

LOL

You know she loves ya.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Actually, I saw this little brunette cashier at Target today. She wasn't particulary great looking, but she had that smoky, trashy little look. A stellar combination of jet-black long hair and multiple piercings. Hell, she could have been 18 or 19 for all I know, though I think she was in her 20's. Anyways, she was not MY cashier unfortunately.

I didn't notice her until I went up and placed my needless, consumerist crap onto the counter. I was staring so hard at her that my cashier had to get my attention with the obligatory "did you find everything you were looking for sir?"

I just casually shifted attention and said, "yes, as a matter of fact I did." But as the rolly-poly chick I had as a cashier was scanning my crap, I could not take my eyes off this girl. She seemed to have a warmth and natural gregariousness that is so lacking these days, especially in me. While walking out, I kept spy on her and bumped into the shopping carts and nearly ran over several small children as I exited. I was smitten with her slutty demeanor as she was all smiley and giggly with her customers, almost indirectly flirtatious as she seemed to notice my attention from out the corner of her eye. As I walked out, I was thinking of an excuse to go up to talk to her. But I couldn't, so I just moped out to my car, trudging over the scorching asphalt, carrying my stupid and useless consumerist-crap (aside from my toilet paper I bought, which is always useful), out to my stupid Japanese car, I felt a profound sense of disappointment that always inevitably follows a missed opportunity such as this, and I drove off listening to some Van Halen (DIVER DOWN) to assuage my deflation.

You should have went back in, grabbed some condoms and went in her line. You can figure out the rest.

[Longdongsilver]

I've got a pretty nice sized cock as well. About 9', soft.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
LOL

You know she loves ya.

Thanks NG ...

Notice how SHE didn't tell me though ... to her, I am just a toy.

Alas ... I thought her and I would have blonde babies ...

But ... so, NG ... how YOU doin' ...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
I've got a pretty nice sized cock as well. About 9', soft.

Thunder, you have a twig that you need a roach clip to piss with ...

Loser.

[Longdongsilver]

BLOND HAIR. Excuse me al, but the picture Thunder posted of you makes it very clear that your hair is straight red. Where's this blond stuff coming from. STRAIGT FIRE ENGINE RED.

[Longdongsilver]

You know, that one on yahoo. Your yahoo profile. That was you wasn't it al. HD.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
BLOND HAIR. Excuse me al, but the picture Thunder posted of you makes it very clear that your hair is straight red. Where's this blond stuff coming from. STRAIGT FIRE ENGINE RED.

Really, where is it posted Joey? Got link? Where did you get this pic? I would have never given it to you , you queer.

And if it's proven wrong Joe ... you admit to these 20 aliases and that you are an uneducated, unemployed, welfare receiving fag who makes up a little fantasy life because you are really a convicted felon?

Maybe I don't want to know where you have my pic, ... you are a fag and may be beating off this very second.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
You know, that one on yahoo. Your yahoo profile. That was you wasn't it al. HD.

You stalking me Joe, you fag?

You and fucking Katy ... loser.