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What Would You Do Next?
Being a fairly recent recipient of the said faux pas, I was wondering:
If the chick you've taken out for the evening pukes in your ride, WWYDN? (what would you do next)
Personally, I view the situation as a minor setback. Sure, the pain in the ass of cleaning the vomit the next day is undeniable, but there is a silver lining. (no pun intended)
The WRONG thing to do is get all pissed off....like yelling and shit. Anger and ranting will secure you a one-way pass to handsville. (no pussy)
Keep five words @ the ready:
"It's okay, we're almost there."
This is where the self-conscious nature of the female psyche plays into your hands....one of which you don't wanna be using later.
Keep nurturing....drop shit like, "the car is what did it sweetie, it'll be okay when we stop moving." This type shit will spark the will to make up for what happened in said car. I know...if she's too fucking wasted, it won't matter. Let me tell you, nothing says fun and remittance like a good water hose treatment....yeah, you gotta get soaked too, but fuck it. The cold water works wonders, and basically ensures removal of wet clothing.
Blah-fucking-blah.......
WWYDN?
If the chick you've taken out for the evening pukes in your ride, WWYDN? (what would you do next)
Personally, I view the situation as a minor setback. Sure, the pain in the ass of cleaning the vomit the next day is undeniable, but there is a silver lining. (no pun intended)
The WRONG thing to do is get all pissed off....like yelling and shit. Anger and ranting will secure you a one-way pass to handsville. (no pussy)
Keep five words @ the ready:
"It's okay, we're almost there."
This is where the self-conscious nature of the female psyche plays into your hands....one of which you don't wanna be using later.
Keep nurturing....drop shit like, "the car is what did it sweetie, it'll be okay when we stop moving." This type shit will spark the will to make up for what happened in said car. I know...if she's too fucking wasted, it won't matter. Let me tell you, nothing says fun and remittance like a good water hose treatment....yeah, you gotta get soaked too, but fuck it. The cold water works wonders, and basically ensures removal of wet clothing.
Blah-fucking-blah.......
WWYDN?
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