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Wait a second...it's not the original fucking tune?
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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is." -
Hollywood should just learn to STOP Doing remakes, The only half-decent one I saw was the longest yard, and they ruined it with too much damn Rap music. Did you know Howard Stern is reamking BOTH Rock and Roll High School an d Porky's?Originally posted by Brett
Yes I believe they ruined that too.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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Not to my knowlege, nope.Comment
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Yes and he's said that for years and still hasn't done a thing on either of them. It will never happen.Originally posted by Unchainme
Hollywood should just learn to STOP Doing remakes, The only half-decent one I saw was the longest yard, and they ruined it with too much damn Rap music. Did you know Howard Stern is reamking BOTH Rock and Roll High School an d Porky's?Comment
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I've actually heard something about pre-production on Porky's though..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Yeah. I can't stand her.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Now I know Jessica Simpson is hot...and I'm certainly not saying that I wouldn't fuck her...
but c'mon...is she not the most annoying cunt on the planet?
I know many of you would disagree with me, and I generally prefer blondes, but I'd fuck her sister first.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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The original is perfect. I watched it again recently and was laughing my ass off. No need to remake it.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I've actually heard something about pre-production on Porky's though...
Hollywood is a fucking joke.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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They already did basically with American Pie Triolgy.Originally posted by Rikk
The original is perfect. I watched it again recently and was laughing my ass off. No need to remake it.
Hollywood is a fucking joke.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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You won't be able to get me to this piece of shit...I couldn't be drug in there.
Jessica Simpson? How about a Daisy that's a fucking BRUNETTE, for Christ's sake?
Bo and Luke? About as BADLY cast as could be possible. Not even remotely close to Wopat and Schneider. It's fucking disgusting, really.
Burt, while a great, is NOT Boss Hogg material - sorry.
Willie Nelson might have been an appopriate Uncle Jesse, but after Rust's review, I'm now inclined to think otherwise.
I read a review that said Roscoe was virtually invisible in the film, other than just being a menace on occasion...also said that there was a lot of "gay tension" between the Duke boys, who were "closer than brothers", or some shit...
I now agree with Cooter. I won't go see this trash, won't even fucking rent it...Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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You know what's funny...
some of the discussion actually takes the series seriously...
I loved it every Friday night...fucking loved it...
but the feeling here is that you would have to act pretty damn bad to make Dukes of Hazzard worse than it was...
so this movie worked damn hard...
because it's bad..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Damn, it was bad? I was hoping it was good, but whatever, man. Ruins the legacy of the show, doesn't it?<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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Who plays Rosco P. Coltraine?
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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Somebody you've never heard of...hang on...Originally posted by MAX
Who plays Rosco P. Coltraine?Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Some guy named M.C. Gainey...here he is as Roscoe w/ Flash (Flash being, apparently, the most appropriate casting choice of the whole movie...)Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Man, there was no way in hell anyone could convince me to watch that piece of fucking shit when it was on TV....and since I heard about the remake movie, my only thought has been "I can't WAIT to miss it!!!".
Well, I am MISSING IT NOW!!!
And I am ECSTATIC!!!
WOOHOO!!!
I AM MISSING THIS PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE!!!
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!
I hope it does not even make back it's production costs.
The fucking idiots who decided to make this should be fired, then strung up and burned alive.....Last edited by Hardrock69; 08-06-2005, 09:09 PM.Comment
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