I have to give a shout to the fat bitch that was in line in front of me.
The whole thing revolved around this fucking baseball bat size tube of ground beef she was trying to buy.
I was just standing there trying not to pay attention to how it wouldn't scan and looking at people magazines or some shit. The fat bitch starts getting agitated and insists on helping.....it was on like donkey kong.
The other bitch behind the counter wanted no part of the fat bitches help, and it turned into a tug-o'-war with the tube of ground shit.
There's like some lady behind me with 25 crying babies yelling too. So I turn around to see wtf is going on, and one of the ladies babies' is shitting on her blouse. I turn back around to discover the tube of ground beef has been ripped open, and the fat bitch is stuffing like half of it in her purse, demanding non-payment.
I can hold my likker with the best of 'em.....this was no likker and I threw up.
I didn't even know I was queasy...it just happened. The lady behind me started flipping out, and management decided I needed to go....IMMEDIATELY.
No paper, no plastic, just move along.
The whole thing revolved around this fucking baseball bat size tube of ground beef she was trying to buy.
I was just standing there trying not to pay attention to how it wouldn't scan and looking at people magazines or some shit. The fat bitch starts getting agitated and insists on helping.....it was on like donkey kong.
The other bitch behind the counter wanted no part of the fat bitches help, and it turned into a tug-o'-war with the tube of ground shit.
There's like some lady behind me with 25 crying babies yelling too. So I turn around to see wtf is going on, and one of the ladies babies' is shitting on her blouse. I turn back around to discover the tube of ground beef has been ripped open, and the fat bitch is stuffing like half of it in her purse, demanding non-payment.
I can hold my likker with the best of 'em.....this was no likker and I threw up.
I didn't even know I was queasy...it just happened. The lady behind me started flipping out, and management decided I needed to go....IMMEDIATELY.
No paper, no plastic, just move along.
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