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  • Bob_R
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3834

    DG, is this you?

    Dear Abby,

    My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

    Sincerely,
    Bitchy in Boston
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  • Dave's Bitch
    ROCKSTAR

    • Apr 2005
    • 5293

    #2
    Re: DG, is this you?

    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
    Dear Abby,

    My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

    Sincerely,
    Bitchy in Boston
    LMAO
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22951

      #3
      Abby's response was...?
      Twistin' by the pool.

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7563

        #4
        Re: DG, is this you?

        Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
        Dear Abby,

        My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

        Sincerely,
        Bitchy in Boston
        LMAO. :D

        That cheap fucker.
        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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        • fryingdutchman
          Full Member Status

          • Feb 2005
          • 4133

          #5
          Dave's Bitch/Sammy's Bitch (whatever your name is today...)

          Can you please lose the sig pic??

          I'm sure that whoever that is doesn't appreciate being described as "beautiful."

          Let's see how pretty he is once he needs a shave....
          Originally posted by perilouspete
          fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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          • fryingdutchman
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2005
            • 4133

            #6
            Isn't it the guy who played "Kelly" in the Bad News Bears?

            I submit "Exhibit A"
            Originally posted by perilouspete
            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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            • diamondsgirl
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7563

              #7
              Yes! he looks like Jackie Earl Haley!! LMAO.
              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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